plaunderbaug: i got tricked into going out with a bunch of secretaries. they claimed it was a birthday party for a coworker friend of mine. when i got there, he wasn't there. only the secretaries were there. and they were dancing on the table.
plaunderbaug: one of them, at one point, lost a pen that didn't exist under the table. she was searching all over my lap and legs for it.
plaunderbaug: at that point, i slammed my beer down, said "THIS LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE." paid my bill, and left.
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