Friday, September 4, 2009

Party Times

stresstwig: i think it is amazing the amount of crazy your ex girlfriend can show
Faux Real: she is somewhat stabilized
Faux Real: there are just uhoh words
Faux Real: like "children" and "smoking"
stresstwig: like "ouch" or "mortgage"
Faux Real: those too
Faux Real: "rent"
stresstwig: not to mention kerfuffle
Faux Real: oh man
stresstwig: if somebody drops kerfuffle at a party
stresstwig: you know you have about 20 seconds to run before "Apples to Apples" comes out
Faux Real: last time it took us three hours to talk her down
Faux Real: 3 hours and a large pizza
stresstwig: pretty soon somebody is angry that "sensitive" didn't win on "helen keller"
Faux Real: with "whatever you want dear" on it
stresstwig: and they passive aggressively eat all of the french onion dip,
Faux Real: hey
Faux Real: that was hunger

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