Klaxons

Cyrano: i was on the phone with someone in Austin and he said they were hearing tornado sirens.
Cyrano: i assume he meant tornado sirens.
Cyrano: i'm not sure what other kinds of sirens Austin would have.
betaray: bat sirens
Cyrano: ok. those.
liquidindian: Hipster klaxons.
betaray: those still give me nightmares
betaray: "Get in the hipster closet! A category 5's a-comin'!"
Niteowl: librul loudspeakers
Niteowl: socialist sound offs
betaray: more likely libertarian loudspeakers
Niteowl: well, texans wouldn't be alarmed about libertarians
liquidindian: There are emergency alarms for too-skinny jeans. "Help, I've fallen, and I can't bend my knees."
Cyrano: Another Dell Employee Hung Himself In The Breakroom Alarms.
betaray: art car bells
betaray: the ultimate frisbee crier
betaray: national emergency guy selling hand blown glass pipes on the side of the street at some street fair thing broadcast system (NEGSHBGPOTSOTSASSFTBS)