Imaginary Creatures

bigjimslade: oh, you were making an allusion to ready and willing vaginas, monk?
bigjimslade: huh
bigjimslade: that's pretty clever
ralph: I love imaginary creatures
ralph: "willing vagina:
bigjimslade: ok, not a bad save attempt
ralph: what will they think of next
Niteowl: that's still not reason enough to get friendly with the rams, butthorn
ralph: I heard a great one the other day
ralph: "female orgasm"
Niteowl: ralph, "is that when they baa really softly at the end?"
bigjimslade: it's when they only charge you half-price afterward
Niteowl: it's when her enormous adams apple bobs more than usual
bigjimslade: it's when cheese's mom makes those noises like a harbor seal in a- oh shit he's not here. forget it
Faux Real: kinda takes the fun outta it