betaray: there's literally nothing that will keep me from masturbating
betaray: damnit it, I've done that twice
stresstwig: somebody could chop of your johnson
spruce: thankfully the urge didn't set upon you in The Salt Lick
spruce: "Man this brikset is delicious!"
spruce: FAP FAP FAP
spruce: "wh-what's that sound?"
betaray: oh, you didn't notice..
stresstwig: to be fair he was on the other side of the table
Niteowl: he was trying to make meaningful eye contact with you spruce
stresstwig: or wait, did you guys sit next to each other
spruce: eventually
stresstwig: already the memory is faded
Niteowl: he got chaffed waiting for your darling (brown/blue/green/tawny) eyes to meet his
betaray: and there was lot of meat being slapped around anyway
Niteowl: or aggressively stroked to a passionate turgity
stresstwig: i had to use a telescope over from the wife corner
Niteowl: TAKE THAT MOR LAME!
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