Haggle

cheesoning: Carmax - shop ahead online, then go pick it up
spruce: but Carmax is no-haggling
gordonfrohman: I have never successfully haggled
cheesoning: correct. Did you prefer to haggle, ralph?
ralph: I am scared of dealers
ralph: and too waspy to haggle
gordonfrohman: even in mexico, where the people are like "Go ahead and haggle, it's part of their culture" and then the guy is like 100 pesos and I'm like 80 pesos and the guy is like 100 pesos and I'm like okay
Faux Real: all you have to do is gently push
Faux Real: and they topple
Faux Real: they need to move product
spruce: Just buy a freak car that no one likes
spruce: Chrysler Sebring!
cheesoning: DO NOT BUY A SEBRING
gordonfrohman: just carjack someone
gordonfrohman: if there's a baby in back you can also get some phat ransom $$$
Niteowl: man, you bastards have pro-tips
Niteowl: and i'm SHOCKED you dont' like to haggle, ralph
spruce: I thought that's how people got cars in NYC, communal carjacking. It's like those bikes in Paris that anyone can use.
Niteowl: if you have a Saturday Night Special
spruce: and a slimjim
Faux Real: the yellow car project, right?
stresstwig: instead of swiping a card and getting a bike, you swipe a gun at a dude's face and take their keys.
Niteowl: my dad LOVES to haggle
Niteowl: he'll spend MONTHS going to a cardealer
Niteowl: slowly breaking them down
spruce: Oho, the sir would like a Pontiac Aztek?
Faux Real: all them yellow cars in nyc are just free to take??
Niteowl: anyways, when he goes abck to the dealership to get his car serviced or whateve,r you can tell the ppl there HATE THE FUCK out of my dad,but pretend to be friendly, because, it's their job