Or, working

cheesoning: no idea what all that stuff means, but I'm registered
cheesoning: I expect to get naked pictures of hairy men now.cheesoning:  thanks for the tip Niteowl!
liquidindian: Always expect that.
Niteowl: you mean you're just expecting it NOW?
Niteowl: you must have excellent spam filters

Time Corrupts All Things

stressmib: are we having a lighthearted back and forth about killing each other in some hilarious stage play or am I going too far with the faux trash talk
stressmib: cause calling me punk AIN'T STREET
Niteowl: i'm so fucking street you can't handle how fucking sideways i hold my GAT, bra
stressmib: but seriously you know I am not being serioustato
stressmib: seriously?
stressmib: serious.
Niteowl: i'm still doing that hiccupping thing after you cry real hard and can't talk well and my chest is goign up and down uncontrollably
stressmib: would a push pop help
Niteowl: unless that's slang for some sort of deviant illegal in 38-states sexual favour, no.
stressmib: hah
stressmib: you know, i treasure these little talks
stressmib: you'll remember your ol' stresstwig after you've gone off to college right
Niteowl: me too
Niteowl: hard to get my pants back on before my coworkers turn around
Niteowl: trick is, not to drop them right to my ankles
stressmib: so this would explain the polaroid of you I have that says 'NEVER PM AGAIN TRUST ME"
Niteowl: pfft
Niteowl: you can't trust Stresstwig From the Past
Niteowl: that guy is a fucking prude

At The Source

itchy	so, what's the safest way to lose 20 pounds a week?
itchy	surgery?
itchy	i want to be fit as a lohmann for the meetup
Cyrano	cut off a limb.
spruce	ha
itchy	does my ass count as a limb?
spruce	tapeworm?
itchy	hey, there's an idea
spruce	tapeworm and cigarettes
Cyrano	meth
Cyrano	tapeworm. cigarettes and met.
itchy	well, i'd like to keep my teeth
itchy	of course, they're partly to blame for my weight problem i suppose

Two Worlds Colliding!

Fausterion: hey[MeFi] cheesoning: hi
Fausterion: I haven't played in a while, so I'll probably be a bit rusty
[MeFi] cheesoning: you from mefi?
Fausterion: noFausterion: I know niteowl though
Big Jim Slade: you poor bastardFausterion: haha
metamonk: niteowl has this whole internet life we don't know about
metamonk: What animal do you dress up as?
Fausterion: he's an elusive man. A man of many mysteries some may say.
metamonk: mefi stands for me furry infant, we're his regular game now
[OldF] Niteowl: man, i go afk to tend to a small giraffe, a tub of salsa, and twenty interbred orangutans and THIS is the greeting i get!?Big Jim Slade: I'm an Otter-kin!
metamonk: I'm a yiffopotamus
[OldF] Niteowl: AND WHAT AN OTTER!
[OldF] Niteowl: well, YOU think yer a yiffopotomus. maybe, if we're drunk.

You Should See What Happens When Llamas are Discussed

cheesoning     
although he hasn't been exposed to any alpacas yet.
liquidindian    
Cyrano - do you have a link?
spruce     what kind of father are you?
cheesoning    
just kidding - we travel by alpaca now
spruce    
That's the FIRST thing you expose them to
spruce    
there should be an alpaca at your wife's bedside in the hospital

metamonk has entered the room
metamonk    
saw your distress signal. How can I help?

Alternate Zing

frohman howcome alternate history is always about a war going a different way
frohman what if the war went the same way, but I was six inches taller. what about THAT storyliquidindian No one's going to read a book called 'Still-shorter-than-average Chris'frohman hmph
Katya zing
frohman I would
frohman in an alternate world I was never so competently zinged right then

The Ol' Switcheroo

cheesoning
if there's an accent for dumb, that guy has it.

twig
my boss just microwaved his lunch of fish sticks and dora the explora mac and cheese
is this some sort of future portal
this is the havoc a young child wreaks

cheesoning
your boss's kid is chowing down on 1/2 a steak sandwich and foie gras.