Niteowl: i can see why CSI thinks we talk in leet
JDHarper: i vote TF2. i miss that game
Niteowl: we played last night
Niteowl: about 16 peeps, good times
JDHarper: Aw, I missed it.
stressmib: TQ?!
stressmib: what's that!?
ralph: it's generally considered kinda dumb to make improvements to a rental
ralph: I mean, I only just finished ripping out the pipes and putting in a new kitchen
Niteowl: don't kid, my coworker does that
Niteowl: improves the FUCK outta the rental, all the time
Niteowl: always sticking it to the man, i tells him
Niteowl: ralph: didja see my tweet about crackhouse vs mansion?
Niteowl: http://www.crackshackormansion.com/
stressmib: why do I get the feeling that flash plug in is completely unnecessary
stressmib: oh hey madballs is free this weekend
stressmib: that game sounds familiar
stressmib: having trouble placing it.
Niteowl: naw
Niteowl: it's new
Niteowl: sounds like fun
Niteowl: let's all buy it!
stressmib: what could go wrong?
stressmib: SCREEN TO BLACK
stressmib: FIVE YEARS LATER DISPLAYS
***stressmib is bound in chains, being lashed in a sandy ditch
Niteowl: that wouldn't take five yars
Niteowl: or five years
Niteowl: a viking and a half, max
***stressmib looks towards a giant stone monolith of NITEOWL, wearing multiple crowns
stressmib: HOW COULD WE HAVE LET YOU CONVINCE USE TO BUY THAT GAME?
Niteowl: I DIDN"T
Niteowl: i swear, it wasn' tme!
***Niteowl actually isn't sure if it was or wasn't
stressmib: the work chief stomps out stresstwig's knees
***stressmib lies on the ground, sobbing
stressmib: CAMERA TILTS UP TOWARDS SKY
Niteowl: a moose.
stressmib: LAST THING WE SEE IS NITEOWL STATUE, SUN GLEAMING OFF OF THE EYE
stressmib: I'm thinking of linking every single ra3 thread stav starts to each other
stressmib: "dunno if anybody else saw this other RA3 thread over here, thought I'd point to it"
Niteowl: ahhahaHAHA
stressmib: or maybe just "also"
Niteowl: it was nice knowing you on the forums, stressmib
Niteowl: See also
Niteowl: nnono
stressmib: haha
Niteowl: start a new thread
stressmib: previously
Niteowl: that indexes all the other RA threads
stressmib: hahahahahaha
stressmib: when 2.0 hits I'll just start a million groups devoted to it
JDHarper: possibly link to the RA3 spam in the twitter feed as well
stressmib: more importantly, I'm going to keep a group running of all threads with less than 4 unique posters
stressmib: not to mention all of the groups devoted to threads devoted to the twitter account that is WHAT_DAIRY_STRESS_CONSUMED_TODAY
chrisd: later killers
chrisd left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
Niteowl: you are a RA genius
Niteowl: i can'te believe th eluck
Niteowl: that stav is obsessed with a game that draws the most cancerous, annoying players away
Niteowl: it's like he's the chaff in a jet fighter
stressmib: kind of amazing
stressmib: speaking of, BC2 was fun last night until none of us knew how to change the server over
Niteowl: haha
Niteowl: i was still having fun
Niteowl: needed to get the motion mines to get you bastards out of your overhanging ridge
Niteowl: that shit was killing us
Niteowl: snipers sniping from a SNIPING POSITIONG?! EGADS
Niteowl: use a saiga and motion mines like the rest of us schlubbs
stressmib: i fucking hate shotguns
Niteowl: WHY!?
stressmib: it brings out some rage for me
stressmib: i don't know
Niteowl: because it takes no skill and just blind luck and aggression?
Niteowl: that's just my style
***Niteowl shrugs
stressmib: everytime i get killed by one 50 percent of me wants to call you all noobtubes
JDHarper: shotguns are great!
Niteowl: from SUPER CLSOE FIRES 10 million bullets a second KILLING MASHEEN to Longer Range SHOTTIES OF DEAETH it's like, saiga, usas12, m14
Niteowl: i'm going to change my name to noob tubes
JDHarper: at least I have a chance with an enemy with a shotgun
JDHarper: a decent sniper will kill me before I even know where he is
stressmib: it just feels like shotgun escalates the entire game to having people use the shotgun
stressmib: in the same way a tank makes people switch to engineers, shotguns make people switch to shotguns
Niteowl: IT"S THE ONLY WAY I KILL THINGS mr. I can Aim and use tactics
Niteowl: douchewaggle
Niteowl: trick to killing shotgunners is to stay in areas where they have cross open ground
JDHarper: it's the pyro argument all over again
stressmib: haha
JDHarper: W+M1!
Niteowl: antyhign closer thatn FUCKING CLOSE is useless
Niteowl: i'm useless
stressmib: that's not at all what I'm saying JD
stressmib: I think, with the exception of a sniper rifle, the shotgun makes other guns practically useless in almost all quarters
stressmib: we were playing squad death match and arcolz was killing everybody with a saiga from assault range
Niteowl: wtf!
Niteowl: really?
Niteowl: that's nuts
stressmib: yes
stressmib: i'm not saying they take no skill
Niteowl: nono, it doesn't
stressmib: I'm saying they render other guns useless in their necessary areas
Niteowl: believe me, i know
Niteowl: are you going for the headshot? of coruse you are, youngun
Niteowl: i think the shotties have such a massive spread, it's easy to get a HS
betaray: man this game always sounds so fun when you guys talk about it
stressmib: maybe that's it
JDHarper: betaray: it actually is a ton of fun
Niteowl: i thought you played it, betaray?
Niteowl: i coudla swore i've played with you
stressmib: we're not going to argue about how fun it is betaray
betaray: I do not own it
stressmib: what's the point in that, we all agree
Niteowl: i'm still in the hallowed time when i'm not shit
Niteowl: soon everyone will ctach up and it'll be just like me and spying and tf2 now
Niteowl: BANG BANG YER DEAD WELCOME TO STHE SPAWN QUEUE
Niteowl: i dunno if i'll ever get sick of demolishing cover/buildings or crashign copters
mib_sbxgyf [Mibbit@cloak-935FEB6E.austin.res.rr.com] entered the room.
stressmib: i'll never get tired of sniping an itchy who is trying to snipe me
JDHarper: ! an encroacher!
mib_sbxgyf: is jabber down?
Niteowl: it is
Niteowl: WHO IS THIST?!
Niteowl: OMFG!
stressmib: it's faux
Niteowl: FAXY
mib_sbxgyf: is steam down?
Niteowl: FOXY FAUXY!
mib_sbxgyf: my steam can't find the internet
stressmib: try it agian
mib_sbxgyf: it took you telling me to try again
stressmib: yes
mib_sbxgyf: i had tried 3 times earliet
stressmib: i know
stressmib: i worked in a computer lab
stressmib: this is how these things work
stressmib: It won't print. *clicks print, it prints*
Gemmy [Mibbit@cloak-DA885183.hsd1.va.comcast.net] entered the room.
stressmib: embarrassed shuffling of papers
stressmib: gemmy enters the computer lab
stressmib: the room goes silent
Gemmy: Hey, you guys are here!
Gemmy: sorry, I can leave?
stressmib: no no
stressmib: you are part of the tableau
Gemmy: lol
stressmib: the computer lab tableau
stressmib: oh there's no log here is there
Gemmy: The blonde in the corner, writing furiously
stressmib: so this probably makes little to no sense
Gemmy: no
Gemmy: eh, just like life ;)
stressmib: ces't la vie!
Niteowl: i was pretty chafed that you took to BC2 so quickly Gemmy
Niteowl: took me many hours of cursing and being angry to even get the GIST of it
Niteowl: 'BUT I CAN"T EVEN FIND THE BAD GU-BOOOM'
mib_sbxgyf: pretty straight forward shooter