Levels of Gay and Etch A Sketches

Faux Real: rock hudson solidified it
niteowl: gayness?
ralph: rock hudson was NOT GAY
ralph: wait
ralph: who wasn't gay again?
niteowl: rock hudson was SO gay
Faux Real: he was not full on buddy holly gay
Faux Real: he was more little richard gay
Faux Real: take whatever was in front of him
ralph: Buddy Holly was gay?
Faux Real: you know what they said about cesar?
ralph: jesus they should publish a list
Faux Real: (you did not hear that from this Texan)
ralph: what about jesus?
Faux Real: (it is the secret shame of lubbok)
Faux Real: jesus came for everyone meta
ralph: holeeshit
ralph: so the big bopper was a big buftie?
Faux Real: man all those cats had to keep such a strait front because of the insane orgies
Faux Real: and I aint talking roman
Faux Real: (what they said about Cesar by the way translated into "Every woman's man, and every man's woman..."
Faux Real: A beautiful chiasmus.)
niteowl: i thought there were multiple Caesars?
Faux Real: this would be julius
Faux Real: the famous one
niteowl: you mean orange?
Faux Real: who got stabbed
niteowl: blended
Faux Real: the one whose pancake makeup went right over his mustache
niteowl: and then drunk in a poorly lit food court while images of a crass and misspent youth flutter across eyelids still redolent from yesterdays whiskey and cheetos?
niteowl: see, you lost me there, Faux Real
niteowl: only one of you bastards can lose me at a time, k?
ralph: nope, I think you shook faux off on that one niteowl
ralph: nice jukin'
ralph: sry nice deke, eh.
Faux Real: i like it
Faux Real: sticks to iambs mostly
Faux Real: like my dog
***niteowl rolls eyes
niteowl: how do i learn to write in these iambic pentameter of whic i've only heard about without really understanding?
Faux Real: yesterdays whiskey and Cheetoes is a double dactly almost!
niteowl: great shiva, i can barely keep the idea of 'haiku' in my head
Faux Real: btw
Faux Real: in the TOTALY NOT GAY pile throw this one
Faux Real: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Cesar_Romero_-_USCG_2.jpg
niteowl: think of an etch a sketch in a neverending earthquake manned by three rather squirellish, quarrelsome gnomes with aspergers
niteowl: that's my mental capacity

Faux + Ralph == Double Opaque

Faux Real: (The light the heat) - posted by @loyddobler
Faux Real: (I am complete) - posted by @loyddobler
niteowl: !?!?
niteowl: can you two PLEASE not chat at the SAME TIME?
Faux Real: my friends tell me i need to read the god delusion
Faux Real: and i tell them i can already scare you by saying i am a one
ralph: kinda hoping it isn't him--no, it's a grosse pointe blank reference: shockozulu (sp?)
Faux Real: what more will i get from it?
ralph: oxbridge donnish scorn
ralph: never mind
ralph: redundant
Faux Real: schlockazulu
ralph: yiddish donnish scorn
niteowl: y'all are in your own dimension of pop-culture referencing nerdvana
ralph: nerdvana?
ralph: oh, I see, perhaps you mean "Nirvana"--but you mean to imply we're nerds
ralph: Y'know, language is not just a way to find the power tool aisle at home depot, Niteowl.

You Lost Me At CONUS

ralph: give me admin--I want to use the site to contact langley when I'm outside CONUS
ralph: I mean, memorialize fart jokes
niteowl: right
Faux Real: the agency has no jurisdiction within the states
Faux Real: i am required by law to say that to you at this time
ralph: Ft Meade doesn't even exist
ralph: Bay of pigs was a tie
Faux Real: i have never seen the labyrinth
Faux Real: nor have i ever handed a pepsi to an M. Belushi
niteowl: jesus christ, you two should never be allowed to talk to each other, it's like crossing goddamn streams, or listening to Keanu emote
niteowl: all sense goes out the goddamned window
ralph: We're the bizzaro spruce and betaray

The Good Ol' Days

Faux Real: yesterday we went to the family stead which is on "Hames Ave" and she announced to us after we had brunch that she "Grew tired of being the matriarch and with in a year would become a woman of leisure again."
Faux Real: take that as your vestiges, dan
ralph: just like Cairo--everybody lives on their family street
ralph: and talks about Before.
Faux Real: interesting
Faux Real: i have always compared the south to china
Faux Real: we drink tea, eat rice, and worship our ancestors.
niteowl: just like in Malaysia, all the oldsters hang out in the Eurasian club reliving the glory days when they were the shitheels to the imperialists and enviously hated by anyone of colour
ralph: and all the snobs define themselves by their anglo- or franco-philia
bigjimslade: hey now
niteowl: as they do everywhere, actually

D.A.R.E. is doing it wrong.

niteowl: so... you guys are really hard selling the mary-jane
niteowl: what's the point, exactly?
cheesoning: well, when you don't pass out or barf, it's AWESOME
itchy: i never really enjoyed it too much personally
ralph: you basically spend three hours TERRIFIED that everyone else thinks you're really stoned
itchy: but makes ben and jerrys the best thing ever
niteowl: hrm, overeating, paranoia
greenskpr: yeah meta that was it
itchy: ha
itchy: bingo
niteowl: what else can i get from this ganja?
cheesoning: the herp
greenskpr: I was terrified that i couldn't talk
greenskpr: I literally went and layed down on a couch
niteowl: terror, ok, the list of effects sounds super rad
itchy: ha
ralph: I mean, you're worried about what the people who were smoking pot with think about how you're handling the pot you smoked
niteowl: wait! excuses to take a NAP!? that's a huge plus
ralph: not that some authority figure cares

We Called it REEFER Back Then!

greenskpr: Oh shit, reminds me. tried pot for the first time in like 12 years last week at a dinner party. Faaaak that was a mistake.
greenskpr: I had to go lay down
ralph: it's AWFUL
ralph: and so much stronger than we remembered
cheesoning: pussy
cheesoning: (JUST KIDDING)
greenskpr: oh it was so crazy strong. two hits off a bong and i was in a fucking panic
cheesoning: a few years back (well out of practice), a friend passed me a joint. It was a party and I used to like the stuff quite a bit, so I took a nice big hit
itchy: haha
ralph: 1984 pot made me paranoid and horny, at a phase in my life when I couldn't find relief for either

You Don't Even Want To Know The Context

ralph: I know faux, it's just you get tired of exotic and want a nice uncomplicated simple easy unchallenging cheerful amoral bouncy green alien
Faux Real: simple needs my friend, simple needs