bigjimslade: you always make me wear pants
Faux Real: i can't play tf2 with pants on
Niteowl: that's because your taint is unwashed
Niteowl: sorry, nasty day of nastiness at work, niteowl disgustingness up 30000%
Faux Real: it is because i am still wearing pants
Niteowl: and not jerking off and crying to Captain Sysko and Pluto Nash slash fic?
Faux Real: i don't know who pluto nash is
Faux Real: is he the economist who came up with the concept of the noble lie?
Cyrano: close.
Faux Real: i guess that would be plato nash
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Cue Whitney
Niteowl: Faux Real: no, play only medic, on myteam
Niteowl: you almost ahve the leadership aura +8 of titter
Faux Real: niteowl: only if i can get protection
Niteowl: I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU
Niteowl: with my quickly fragging body
Faux Real: will you carry me in the rain while my disembodied voice sings?
Niteowl: naked? yes
bigjimslade: man
Faux Real: will, after i sprain my ankle, you carry me to the Olympic podium, and only years later will people make fun of your porn 'stache?
Niteowl: you almost ahve the leadership aura +8 of titter
Faux Real: niteowl: only if i can get protection
Niteowl: I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU
Niteowl: with my quickly fragging body
Faux Real: will you carry me in the rain while my disembodied voice sings?
Niteowl: naked? yes
bigjimslade: man
Faux Real: will, after i sprain my ankle, you carry me to the Olympic podium, and only years later will people make fun of your porn 'stache?
Don't Panic
Cyrano: we got a nice DON'T PANIC ABOUT THE SWINE FLU AND OH WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS email at work today.
Cyrano: so, obviously, people are panicing.
chrisd: oh but of course, cyrano
Niteowl: don't worry about The Syphilis BTW REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR PENIS
Cyrano: so, obviously, people are panicing.
chrisd: oh but of course, cyrano
Niteowl: don't worry about The Syphilis BTW REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR PENIS
Scapegoats
Cyrano: damn. slow day.
cheesoning: I did my best.
Cyrano: we've still got one Canadian in the room, so obviously the blame goes there.
Niteowl: damnit
cheesoning: I did my best.
Cyrano: we've still got one Canadian in the room, so obviously the blame goes there.
Niteowl: damnit
DDWRT
betaray: http://www.dd-wrt.com/dd-wrtv3/dd-wrt/about.html
betaray: it's a firmware that doesn't suck for wireless routers
Niteowl: thanks betaray
Niteowl: i also support any linux based firmware where the main dev's alias is BrainSlayer
Niteowl: how do i , uh, install it?
chrisd: don't you have a distro installing hammer? DUH
spruce: firmware clamps
spruce: router forceps
Katya: off to get snow leopard
Katya: and get some lunch
Niteowl: ENGINEER, ARTIST, ZIPPY
spruce: dining on snow leopard. She lives a decadent life
chrisd: that's terrible, titter, you should be ashamed
bigjimslade: I hope it's a baby snow leaopard. They are by far the tastiest
bigjimslade: and I didn't know she had a Mac
Niteowl: a big mac baby snow leopard? now yer in flavour country
betaray: it's a firmware that doesn't suck for wireless routers
Niteowl: thanks betaray
Niteowl: i also support any linux based firmware where the main dev's alias is BrainSlayer
Niteowl: how do i , uh, install it?
chrisd: don't you have a distro installing hammer? DUH
spruce: firmware clamps
spruce: router forceps
Katya: off to get snow leopard
Katya: and get some lunch
Niteowl: ENGINEER, ARTIST, ZIPPY
spruce: dining on snow leopard. She lives a decadent life
chrisd: that's terrible, titter, you should be ashamed
bigjimslade: I hope it's a baby snow leaopard. They are by far the tastiest
bigjimslade: and I didn't know she had a Mac
Niteowl: a big mac baby snow leopard? now yer in flavour country
Slim Jims?
Cyrano: it's a meat-like product, yes.
spruce: like processed jerky
stresstwig: it kind of wants to be beef jerky
stresstwig: in the same way balogna wants to be real meat
spruce: imagine a hot dog, mummified and elongated
liquidindian: Okay.
liquidindian: Something you might feed a dog, right?
liquidindian: Or, indeed, an American.
stresstwig: wait back up I was too busy eating canned beans on toast
stresstwig: savage.
Cyrano: it's not like a drew up a menu. I had a few slim jims left over from... something. Then I ate some peanut butter. Then I was full. ta da! Dinner.
spruce: I'd like to see such a menu
spruce: written in crayon, stained with tears
chrisd: it's gourmet if you cut everything up small.
stresstwig: some see through grease spots
spruce: so you didn't use the slimjim as a utensil for dipping and scraping peanut butter?
Cyrano: oh no. they were two separate courses.
spruce: I was picturing some sort of misbegotten lik-a-maid operation
spruce: like processed jerky
stresstwig: it kind of wants to be beef jerky
stresstwig: in the same way balogna wants to be real meat
spruce: imagine a hot dog, mummified and elongated
liquidindian: Okay.
liquidindian: Something you might feed a dog, right?
liquidindian: Or, indeed, an American.
stresstwig: wait back up I was too busy eating canned beans on toast
stresstwig: savage.
Cyrano: it's not like a drew up a menu. I had a few slim jims left over from... something. Then I ate some peanut butter. Then I was full. ta da! Dinner.
spruce: I'd like to see such a menu
spruce: written in crayon, stained with tears
chrisd: it's gourmet if you cut everything up small.
stresstwig: some see through grease spots
spruce: so you didn't use the slimjim as a utensil for dipping and scraping peanut butter?
Cyrano: oh no. they were two separate courses.
spruce: I was picturing some sort of misbegotten lik-a-maid operation
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