Niteowl: monitron: this job is why they invented monster.com
Niteowl: now I can stop using razors and lemon juice to dull my painful existence
monitron: the second one!
monitron: one and a half gnawed-off limbs later, I am quitting my job
Niteowl: decided to save the commute, and slam my scrotum with brick repeatedly at home!
Niteowl: the full-time suicide counsellor should have been my first clue
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