Tastes Like Bacon

cheesoning: My favorite regular breakfast now is 2 Phil's eggs, a small pile of meatless sausage crumbles, and cut up asparagus as an omelet.
cheesoning: damn.
cheesoning: now I'm hungry
itchy: me too
itchy: what the hell are meatless sausage crumbles?
liquidindian: Disappointing.
liquidindian: By the sounds of it,
cheesoning: no!
cheesoning: they are quite good
cheesoning: with the spices and some olive oil, it's difficult to tell the difference
itchy: soy?
cheesoning: I assume so
betaray: meatless sausage crumbles are made out of peeeeeeeeople!!
cheesoning: but the texture is right on, and the spices
cheesoning: so be it
cheesoning: people is delicious!
betaray: tastes like bacon!
itchy: if i was stuck on a mountain with nothing to eat except your frozen asses sticking out of the snow ... i'd still go hungry
itchy: bacon taste or not
betaray: http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/
betaray: you can't argue with the robots
itchy: especially meat eating ones
betaray: I heard that's what Terminator Salvation is all about, the machines realize we taste like bacon
cheesoning: man, that is the beginning of an excellent parody script
betaray: You could work in some good "bacon wrapped" jokes as well
liquidindian: Skynet became peckish on August 29th 1997 2:14 am Eastern Time.