Tastes Like Bacon

cheesoning: My favorite regular breakfast now is 2 Phil's eggs, a small pile of meatless sausage crumbles, and cut up asparagus as an omelet.
cheesoning: damn.
cheesoning: now I'm hungry
itchy: me too
itchy: what the hell are meatless sausage crumbles?
liquidindian: Disappointing.
liquidindian: By the sounds of it,
cheesoning: no!
cheesoning: they are quite good
cheesoning: with the spices and some olive oil, it's difficult to tell the difference
itchy: soy?
cheesoning: I assume so
betaray: meatless sausage crumbles are made out of peeeeeeeeople!!
cheesoning: but the texture is right on, and the spices
cheesoning: so be it
cheesoning: people is delicious!
betaray: tastes like bacon!
itchy: if i was stuck on a mountain with nothing to eat except your frozen asses sticking out of the snow ... i'd still go hungry
itchy: bacon taste or not
betaray: http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/
betaray: you can't argue with the robots
itchy: especially meat eating ones
betaray: I heard that's what Terminator Salvation is all about, the machines realize we taste like bacon
cheesoning: man, that is the beginning of an excellent parody script
betaray: You could work in some good "bacon wrapped" jokes as well
liquidindian: Skynet became peckish on August 29th 1997 2:14 am Eastern Time.

Huge, Thick, and Black

Katya: oh dear god
Katya: the video card is huuuuge
cheesoning: *envies Katya's huge gear
Katya: im gona post a pic of thisthing
bigjimslade: PICZ OF UR UNIT PLZ
cheesoning: pics or it doesn't exist
Katya: oh it exists and it will haunt your dreams
Katya: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tittergrrl/3551364309/
Katya: check that noise out
Katya: used photo booth so its backwards
cheesoning: oh, that's niiiiice.
Katya: its a monolith!
cheesoning: you know, if you have an extra bedroom, you could throw a set of sheets on it for when you have overnight guests
bigjimslade: wow damn
gordonfrohman: your card is so big
gordonfrohman: and thick
Katya: and black
gordonfrohman: I don't think it would fit into my port
gordonfrohman: bet it gets really hot
Katya: its pretty hard and study
Katya: i mean sturdy
betaray: I hear the ladies like study
betaray: that might not be too bad either
Katya: im afraid it might gain sentience if i install it
itchy entered the room.
itchy: that's a big mofo
betaray: Make sure you flash the bios with the upgraded 3 laws
betaray: they found that there were some bugs in the 3rd law in the release version
Katya: haha
itchy: does you video card have a monitor built in?
Katya: dear god it took over one of the pci slots
Katya: glad i only have one other pci slot
Katya: er device
itchy: $5 says your monitor goes kaput the second you boot up
cheesoning: I vote it grows legs and runs out of the room
cheesoning: "NO FUCKING WAY MAN"

Sponge Bob Bloody Pants

itchy: this is great http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/rejected_hertzfeldt/
betaray: that is classic
cheesoning: "now with MORE SODIUM" "Sweet Jesus"
itchy: ha, it gets better
betaray: yeah, once you get to the point where he's advertising Bean Lard Mulch, it becomes obvious that it's just a joke
cheesoning: awesomely meta ending
Niteowl: so very awesomely odd
Niteowl: i like the bats
Niteowl: oh wait. angry ticks
cheesoning: the one bat that hits the eye makes a great sound
Niteowl: STOMACH HAT
Niteowl: STOOOOMMMAAAACCH HAAAAAAAAT
bigjimslade: I AM A BANANA
Niteowl: he's got a lot of blood in that anus
cheesoning: had
betaray: Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what that little guy was, but all the evidence seems to indicate he's some kind of blood sponge with an anus

Don't Rile The Americans

liquidindian: Even an American could grasp that irony.
Niteowl: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bigjimslade: OH SNAP
cheesoning: you son of a bitch

Testicles

liquidindian left the room (Disconnected).
bigjimslade: oh look your feminine wiles have thrown liquid into a tizzy
bigjimslade: or something
Katya: thats what i do
Katya: not much
Katya: went out to have lunch then got some jeans and stuff
Katya: exciting day
cpa-one: La vida loca
Katya: TOOOTALLY
Katya: i hate shopping for clothes
Katya: do i need to turn my vagina back in
betaray: if it's sticking out then yeah, it need to be going in
Katya: i knew i shouldn't have held my breath
***betaray really find it hilarious to misinterpret things
***betaray can't type s today
itchy entered the room.
itchy: yikes
itchy: my pockets are no longer bulging with nuts
spruce: ...
betaray: that cult finally talked you into it eh?
betaray: next it's nikes and barbiturates in your pudding
itchy: whilst at 5 guys, i shoved about 3 fistfuls of peanuts into my pockets
itchy: another 3 minutes and it would have been the whole box
spruce: Dude! Didn't you read the peanut box? It says not to take their peanuts outside the restaurant! For health reasons! In case someone allergic to peanuts grabs your nuts!
itchy: is that why it's swelling up?
itchy: that is funny ... they're worried their nuts are a public health concern
Katya: which nuts?
Katya: come on come on come on
itchy: deez
Katya: WOO!
itchy: doze
itchy: dems
itchy: i wonder how long you could survive off free 5 guy nuts
Katya: i know you personally could live for days on nuts
bigjimslade: I'll take your word for it
itchy: i love 'em
betaray: I'm a bit of a nut fiend myself
itchy: can't keep them out of my mouth
itchy: they're quite salty
itchy: tho
betaray: yeah, salty nuts mmm mmm
betaray: too bad dried fruit isn't a euphemism, because I love to mix my nuts with some dried fruit

Zones

Niteowl http://www.steampowered.com/status/tf2/death_maps/pl_goldrush_deaths.jpg
Niteowl where's the start?
gordonfrohman top right
gordonfrohman moving down
gordonfrohman to KILLZONE ALPHA
Niteowl ahh
Niteowl killzone alpha, the least favourite drop zone for infantry

24/7 EARTH!!!

betaray: From my own point of view, I'm not particularly afraid of being dead
betaray: I don't want to suffer, and I would like to have as much fun as I can
bigjimslade: yeah
bigjimslade: I prefer avoiding it, but it holds no terror for me
bigjimslade: it's not like I am going to care once it happens
liquidindian: I like the interpretation that 'you know before you were born? It'll be like that'
bigjimslade: unless earth is one of those long-respawn seervers
betaray: yeah, that's what I tell people when they ask me
liquidindian: It's 24/7 Turbine.
Niteowl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
bigjimslade: heh
bigjimslade: If Sartre Was A Gamer
betaray: How do I get to the class selection screen?
liquidindian: Actually, the worst thing about life, is that it's a public server.
betaray: hehe
liquidindian: And there's no mute.
liquidindian: Alltalk is constantly on.
bigjimslade: and the admins are dicks
liquidindian: Ragequitting is frowned upon.
bigjimslade: but so is kicking
betaray: Camping spawn is totally out of the question though
bigjimslade: god knows we try
liquidindian: That 50% of the players are pyros creates some imbalance.
betaray: I'm not even sure what team I'm on
liquidindian: The one that's getting rolled.
bigjimslade: the UI and controls seem like it was just thrown together randomly
bigjimslade: and take a long time to get the hang of
liquidindian: It's fundamentally broken.