In The Closet

Katya sorry was cleaning out a closet
itchy it's all the glitz and dispair, sans the glitz
itchy despair
itchy so that's what it takes to get a clean closet katya?
itchy you should see katya's closet ... it's like somebody took a Blockbuster and crammed it into a 4x6x10 foot space
spruce Hopefully without the staff
itchy no, there's even a morose acne-ridden teen in there too
spruce Sounds terrifying
Niteowl alive, i hope?
itchy he feeds off the out-of-date candy
Niteowl who doesn't?
spruce M-m-miss Kathy, I'm uh, runnin low on goobers.
itchy ha
Niteowl "SHUT UP BITCH, NOW RENEW MY COPY OF CLERKS!"
itchy and even though he knows it will get him a back hand across the face, he still asks her if she'd like to join the rewards program every. single. time.
Niteowl the fucker's dedicated
spruce It's the only act of defiance he clings to.