Omeagle

Stranger: hey.

You: HI THERE!

Stranger: how are you?

You: I'm going to be SUPER enthusiastic in this CHAT!

Stranger: and WHO are you?

You: I"M GREAT!

You: FANTASTIC!

You: you?

Stranger: WOOHOO MUDKIIIIP>ZZZ

Stranger: show my PR0000N of mudkipZZ

Stranger: im

Stranger: fine

You: TELL ME more about this mudkips?! soudns like a shark with an eating disorder!

Stranger: oh man

You: ohly shit! pr0n of a mudkipz!?

Stranger: OF mudkipz

Stranger: its plural

Stranger: !!=!=!!!

You: that's like, boobies on a shark refusing to eat a well fed slow moving swimmer!

Stranger: enthusiastic fantastic

You: there should be dashes in there somewhere

You: sorry

You: DASHES!

You: !! != !!!

You: ?

Stranger: http://demiotakuism.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mudkip.png

You: that's obvious

You: OMFG IT BROK MY COMPUATAER

Stranger: !!!/!//!//!!!DASH!!

You: i GOTS VIRUS! it's KILLING MY DOODS!

Stranger: BOOBS?
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You: pr0n is b00bs, isn't it?!

You: tha tis, pr0n without b00bs isn't really pr0n at all, is it?

You: it's like Red Dawn without Commies

You: Robocop without baby food

Stranger: did you see my friend?

You: like Die Hard without Mr. Falcon!

Stranger: mike turbanisdirty?

You: why is your turban dirty?

You: you should be washing it, like a good sikh

Stranger: who are you?

You: i'm super ENTHUSIASTIC, i todl you

Stranger: who

You: and you, apparently, are into anorexic shark porn

Stranger: no

You: I AIN"T JUDGING though man

Stranger: mudk1pz

You: explain!

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: (it better be about sharks)

Stranger: nonononono

Stranger: ok

Stranger: erm

Stranger: lil question

Stranger: how do sharks have sex?

You: SEXILY

Stranger: no

You: or else, how do you have p0rn about it

Stranger: imean

You: SIMPELMAN! like JESUS ON A UNICORN!

Stranger:

Stranger: just space

Stranger:

Stranger: is that webspace now?

Stranger:

Stranger: and

Stranger: how can jesus walk on water?