Brainstorming

metamonk photo of Luke.  She can visualize him now.

metamonk so can we all.

Niteowl omg link

***bigjimslade opens up photoshop

metamonk http://www.genesiscreations.biz/i/luke_halpin_picture02.jpg

bigjimslade No!

bigjimslade that's so not him.  It can't be.  It's too perfect

metamonk It is perfect, it is not him

betaray oh em gee, does he have a van with a rad mural air-brushed on the side?

metamonk it is a pretty good picture of niteowl's voice

Niteowl hey now

metamonk Niteowl like to be called "Steverino"

metamonk Niteowl identifies with Ron Johnson in "Fast TImes"

metamonk Niteowl is getting his real estate license to sell timeshares

gordonfrohman Niteowl keeps a comb in his back pocket

gordonfrohman man. think I used to do that

gordonfrohman Niteowl wears his class ring well into his 60's

Niteowl you are all cruel, cruel, human beings

Niteowl but especially the towelhead with dreams of waspishness

Niteowl and i guess this means i'll just have to add more SMOOVE to my vocalizing on teh microphones

metamonk the back seat floor of Niteowl's Rx7 is littered with flyers for tanning salons

Niteowl why would it be? i only go to on-- WAAIT A SECOND

metamonk  Niteowl likes to tell waitresses at hooters that he's from the "pre-condom" era

gordonfrohman Niteowl wears Brut

metamonk he upgraded from Hai Karate

gordonfrohman Niteowl has a red leather jacket

Niteowl i think i liked it better when i wrote 2000 words in here without anyone responding

bigjimslade Niteowl has four gold chains he always wears.

gordonfrohman Niteowl calls coffee "java"

bigjimslade Niteowl shoots finger guns when saying "Catch ya later!"

metamonk Niteowl believes that every time "Mony Mony" comes on, it's your party duty to yell "Get laid, get f*cked" at the appropriate moment

Niteowl it isn't?

metamonk bigjim, uh, finger guns are redundant, he likes being called "Steverino"

bigjimslade Just making sure they were spelled out

Niteowl the best part about doing that bit is my gold chains glitter ever so prettily

metamonk drug of choice?  Poppers.  Amyl nitrate, baby.  Best thing since whip-its.

gordonfrohman Niteowl woulda totally gone pro football if he hadn't blown out his knee in high school

bigjimslade Niteowl's belt buckle can also be used as a serving tray.

Niteowl bitch coach totally benched me when he knew i coulda taken us to State.

metamonk His drink ?  Drambuie and Kahlua.  Reminds him of Cabo.

Niteowl Honey and Bailey's will do in a pinch

gordonfrohman Niteowl wears speed netted slingshot briefs

gordonfrohman speedo

bigjimslade Niteowl has a backup fruity drink and uses the phrase "in a pinch"

metamonk favorite tv show?  Simon & Simon.  It never got better than that.

Katya except Riptide

bigjimslade yeah man, Riptide

bigjimslade they had a chopper

Katya and a robot

Niteowl that robot was totally autonomous, you know

Niteowl big military shut them down

Katya and a boat

Katya so FUCK YOU SIMON and SCREW OFF SIMON

gordonfrohman Niteowl has a lighter he got from his old man before he dropped dead of a heart attack at 52 while on a business trip selling insurance who he will nearly choke up with tears talking about if you get him really drunk

Niteowl *sniff* it's nothing man. nothing. i .. stupid lighter is kinda leaky, gets me to tear up and shit.

Niteowl fucking old man

gordonfrohman Niteowl doesn't have any problem with queers as long as they don't try pulling any of that queer shit on him

Niteowl hey man, live and c'est la vie and shit. As long as they don't go all fruity on me. I can't help it if these levis fit so snug!

bigjimslade Niteowl doesn't drive any car that isn't a convertible.

Niteowl when you got af ull head of hair like mine, you can't help but let the freedom of teh road blow through it, you know what i mean jim?

bigjimslade Niteowl has no fewer than eleven pairs of snakeskin boots.

metamonk Nitwoel started saying "No Worries" after "Crocodile Dundee" came out

Niteowl NO WORRIES! i got lots of boots! THROW ONE ON THE BARBIE!

metamonk frohman just took this to a whole new level

Niteowl you mean, to the same old level

metamonk After the old man kicked, Niteowl felt kinda low, started wondering what it;'s all about, y'know?  Then he went though the guy's stuff and got back on the road.

Niteowl he had some really old Brut, still smells good. also figured out I'm man enought to start wearing The Old Spice, ya know? At some poitn, you gotta grow up

Katya Niteowl doesn't sow wild oats, he sows wild steaks. 

Niteowl oats are for pussies, that's for sure

betaray Niteowl claims he has a blackbelt in karate, which he pronounces ka-rah-tay

Niteowl i've learned to keep my peace, betaray, but you make fun of my arts again, and i'll KICK YOUR ASS MAN

betaray Niteowl calls his left hand, "the peacemaker"

Katya Niteowl calls his right hand, "the piecetaker"

Niteowl don't forget the feet

Katya I'm too virginal to even discuss them

metamonk he calls the single mom he's chasing " a fine piece"

metamonk usually waits until the fifth bang to have the STD convo

metamonk which concludes with an ass-slap and a "so we're cool baby?"

Niteowl they usually are

metamonk after that point, he'll refer to them as "my lady"

metamonk Day:  flip-flops.  night: tasseled loafers.

Niteowl i got athletes foot

Niteowl because i used to play football in highschool

Niteowl until that bitch coach pulled me

metamonk coach was a dick, totally not ready to coach at the Central California Desert HS conference level

Niteowl now my old man

Niteowl he knew how to coach

metamonk If he'd been around past your fourth birthday, you coulda gone Arena pro.

gordonfrohman Niteowl's favorite thing to say at work is "We havin' fun yet?"

bigjimslade Nightowl names his dick "Big Steve"

gordonfrohman Niteowl likes to talk about that threeway he had back at technical college but it was really just him getting a handjob while his girlfriend's roommate was asleep in the same room

Niteowl you could tell she was into it though

metamonk Military?  You bet.  Coast Guard auxiliary.  

Niteowl i don't like to call myself a hero, even if i am

metamonk he's intimidated.

Niteowl don't be man, i can show you some Karatay moves

Niteowl right metamonkerino?

***Niteowl shoots fingers

metamonk all-RIGHT, chief!

Niteowl man, we having fun yet?

metamonk you know it, big dog

metamonk where

Niteowl hey hey, no need to get all 'urban' on me chief

metamonk 'd that little katya go?  heard some mighty fine things about her

Katya Niteowl doesn't actually own any good running shoes.  Because, much like the colors of his flag, he don't run. 

Niteowl you bet. these colors, they DON"T run. or cut and run. 

Niteowl i have cleats though, for when i almost made state in highschool

metamonk Niteowl spends a lot of time on the municipal golf course, playing best-ball skins Nassau with limited criers and whiners.  You know, just to keep it interesting.

metamonk His golf shoes are a gleaming white.  His "slacks", black.

Katya His drives, disemboweling

Niteowl i dont' got slacks monk. that's kinda fruity. yer not a fruit are you? black jeans. they don't run.

gordonfrohman Niteowl has a lucky coin, a lucky rabbit's root, a lucky shirt, a lucky medallion, a lucky cologne, a lucky set of sheets, and a lucky pen.

metamonk they all smell like his cologne, and fail.

Katya and a three legged dog, named Lucky

gordonfrohman Niteowl can play a little harmonica.

metamonk RIGHT.  Favorite album, after the entire Glenn Frey oeurvre, is "The Return of Bruno."

Niteowl i can only respond so fast you bastards

Katya Niteowl can only respond so fast.  He responds in his own good time. 

Niteowl they don't smell like cologne, you queer. they smell like Brut.

metamonk Niteowl doesn't mind the queers. They know he's a real man and keep their distance.

Niteowl real heroes like me dont' have to worry abotu queers, they know i'll kick their ass if they come close. so close. ever so close.

Niteowl with their fruity haircuts and soft skin

metamonk Niteowl's steering wheel is oddly greasy.

Niteowl it's not grease monk, it's leather treatment, you gotta treat your trans am right, and it'll treat you right.

Niteowl not that you'd know anything about that, being a fruity city guy and all

gordonfrohman Niteowl knows how to smooth things over when his old lady is pissed. Dinner at Olive Garden.

metamonk which is awesome, 'cause she gets off shift and doesn't have to go outside.

Katya White Zinfandel brings the pink. 

Niteowl we usually share a breadsticks. it's cool, it's the thoguth that counts

gordonfrohman Niteowl buys his old lady lingerie and a heart-shaped box of chocolates every year for her birthday

metamonk the same ones.

betaray The only art Niteowl likes is nudes on crushed velvet

Niteowl if i can see tit, it ain't art, y'know/ the ancient greeks had it right

gordonfrohman Niteowl is really good at barbequeing, but not as good as he thinks

Niteowl i had an offer from KFC for my BBQ recipe, i turned them down

gordonfrohman Niteowl sometimes wonders if he'd be happer if he'd been born a woman

Niteowl they just seem so happy, you know, at peace

Niteowl all barefoot and pregnant, or waitressing

Katya haha

Katya serving the tv dinners you enjoy so much. 

gordonfrohman One of Niteowl's girlfriend's once stuck her finger up his ass and he secretly worries if enjoying it makes him gay

Niteowl it doesn't, right?

Niteowl it's not like i asked her to do it again

Katya Takes an entire hand. 

gordonfrohman Niteowl can't talk about his high school days without shouting GO FIGHTIN' COUGARS!!! and demanding a high-five from someone nearby

Niteowl it's called pride, gordonfrohman. GO FIGHTING COUGARS! YEAH! 

Niteowl anyone?

gordonfrohman Niteowl once strangled a drifter and left him to rot in a drainage ditch, then went home and masturbated while weeping

gordonfrohman am I going too deep?  I'm going too deep

Niteowl fucking drifters aren't americans

metamonk crysturbating is awesome

metamonk left the room.

betaray Niteowl always cries at the end of Smokey and the Bandit. Incidentally, he's also generally masturbating.

Niteowl hot cars make me hot man, there's nothing gay about that

Niteowl also, that monkey

gordonfrohman Niteowl has a scar on his chin he says was from when a couple black guys jumped him outside the Dairy Queen, but it's really from trying to do a handstand on a diving board and slipping at Jessie Millers sweet sixteen party

gordonfrohman this would be a fun book

gordonfrohman or website

gordonfrohman put up pictures of people, and have other people invent little stories for them

Niteowl best website ever

Katya there may actually be something like that

Niteowl we're starting one, damnit

Niteowl gimme yer google ids

Niteowl NOW

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