| Cyrano |
I'm dealing with, "I want to tell you how I
thought about you this weekend when I saw another woman's shoes, but I
don't want to sound too much like a serial killer."
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Don't even try to win this one.
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How do you think that would look on a shirt?
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| Niteowl |
pretty good as 'How do you think you'd look as a shirt?'
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| Niteowl |
(don't say that)
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(pro tip)
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(also don't ask me how to NOT sound like a serial killer)
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| cheesoning |
I was thinking of "Do you lotion your back?"
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| Cyrano |
It's like when I saw that a woman in an elevator
at work had a really great pedicure--but she wasn't someone I knew--So I
spent the rest of the day thinking, "It's a damn shame there's not a
good way to complement a complete stranger's toes..."
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| CPA-ONE |
Just how stretchy is your skin?
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| Cyrano |
"Without sounding like you want to put them in seperate jars."
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| cheesoning |
we have pretty extensive training on sexual harassment for new employees here.
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(tips on the best way to harass newbs. Yep.)
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but it's crazy - you can't tell someone that their hair looks nice according to the rules.
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| CPA-ONE |
it's funny how sexual harassment takes a sharp upwards spike after sexual harassment training
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| Cyrano |
All I wanted to say was, "Hey, nice work... Good call..."
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| cheesoning |
there's the possibility that they might take it as "I want to fuck your hair"
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| Cyrano |
Couldn't find the words that would work.
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(And not possibly get me sued into oblivion.)
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| cheesoning |
"If I was some lecherous foot fetish person, I
would probably have a huge boner right now. Thank goodness for both of
us I'm not!"
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"but seriously, who does your toes?"
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| Cyrano |
I'm not a foot fetish person! Really nice shoes need to have a woman in them!
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A woman who's still attached to the feet!
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And not being held somewhere against her will!
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| cheesoning |
see? totally normal.
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| Cyrano |
I think I'm clearing the baseline.
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