spruce
we should talk about the pink header instead of politics
itchy
pink header is for awareness
spruce
of headers?
itchy
whatever you think people need to be aware of
itchy
there's also a matching rubber bracelet on the way
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
It's The Robot Yelling Voice That Freaks Me Out
frognuts They have dogs too, we should have dogs.
Faux R. dogs make more sense and are faster
Faux R. and can smell seizures and when people are nervous why would anyone be nervous at an airport
with all the dogs?
frohman heh
STEP FORWARD BY THE ENORMOUS KILLER DOG TO BE SCANNED NAKED BY THE MAGIC PORN BOX. WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS?
frohman SIR YOU SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE MY HAND WRIGGLING INTO YOUR CRACK AND UNDER YOUR BALLS. PLEASE COME WITH ME
Faux R. dogs make more sense and are faster
Faux R. and can smell seizures and when people are nervous why would anyone be nervous at an airport
with all the dogs?
frohman heh
STEP FORWARD BY THE ENORMOUS KILLER DOG TO BE SCANNED NAKED BY THE MAGIC PORN BOX. WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS?
frohman SIR YOU SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE MY HAND WRIGGLING INTO YOUR CRACK AND UNDER YOUR BALLS. PLEASE COME WITH ME
Life Coach
spruce: if they're being obvious dicks, then that's a bootin'
spruce: if there's mild sass, a warning, sure
Niteowl: list of People I Want To Stab In The Eye with a Dull Knife is getting alarmingly long
Niteowl: course, ralph being in there 11 times doesn't help any
Cyrano: time to stop listing and start stabbin.
spruce: if there's mild sass, a warning, sure
Niteowl: list of People I Want To Stab In The Eye with a Dull Knife is getting alarmingly long
Niteowl: course, ralph being in there 11 times doesn't help any
Cyrano: time to stop listing and start stabbin.
Douchggle
ralph
google searches guaranteed to produce irritating text
"quite the"
twig
As an Author
ralph
"moms agree"
c. d.
"why are arabs"
Niteowl
"ostensibly to"
"far be it for me to"
"it's common sense PEOPLE!"
"supply and demand, look it up"
"not to be pedantic"
liquidindian
"speaking as a mother"
Actually, just "speaking as a"
Niteowl
"doesn't really feature in high-level play"
"if you're serious about"
twig
"your child"
google searches guaranteed to produce irritating text
"quite the"
twig
As an Author
ralph
"moms agree"
c. d.
"why are arabs"
Niteowl
"ostensibly to"
"far be it for me to"
"it's common sense PEOPLE!"
"supply and demand, look it up"
"not to be pedantic"
liquidindian
"speaking as a mother"
Actually, just "speaking as a"
Niteowl
"doesn't really feature in high-level play"
"if you're serious about"
twig
"your child"
Canadians Don't Brag.
[OldF] Niteowl: man, this server is like Canadian TO THE EXTREEEME
[OldF] Niteowl: that guy who speaks purposfully SUPER deep to be all leadershippy and shit bugs the fuck outta me
greens: but you know he practices that voice in front of a mirror
greens: nude
greens: so, you're still ahead
[OldF] Niteowl: HAHAH
[OldF] Niteowl: my leather g-string makes me CLASSY
[OldF] Niteowl: i act according to a christian's server's rules with surprisingly little difficulty
greens: HAH
[OldF] Niteowl: ALL CANADIAN BRA!
greens: HEH
greens: faggot
[OldF] Niteowl: HAH
[OldF] Niteowl: that guy who speaks purposfully SUPER deep to be all leadershippy and shit bugs the fuck outta me
greens: but you know he practices that voice in front of a mirror
greens: nude
greens: so, you're still ahead
[OldF] Niteowl: HAHAH
[OldF] Niteowl: my leather g-string makes me CLASSY
[OldF] Niteowl: i act according to a christian's server's rules with surprisingly little difficulty
greens: HAH
[OldF] Niteowl: ALL CANADIAN BRA!
greens: HEH
greens: faggot
[OldF] Niteowl: HAH
I Think It's Called "Table Tennis", In That Case.
[OldF] Niteowl: jesus christ what server have you lead me to
greens: JUST DON'T SWEAR
greens: whatever you do
[OldF] Niteowl: i have such a strong urge to FUCK with them
greens: Oh, you can. Just sly it up.
[OldF] Niteowl: OH NOT COOL MAN, i ain't comign to yer damn prayer meeting this wednesday
greens: the last zing I got in on mic, after some dude killed me was "THAT WASN'T VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU"
greens: *crickets*
greens: SO polite, here.greens: Like a REALLY serious game of ping pong
greens: JUST DON'T SWEAR
greens: whatever you do
[OldF] Niteowl: i have such a strong urge to FUCK with them
greens: Oh, you can. Just sly it up.
[OldF] Niteowl: OH NOT COOL MAN, i ain't comign to yer damn prayer meeting this wednesday
greens: the last zing I got in on mic, after some dude killed me was "THAT WASN'T VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU"
greens: *crickets*
greens: SO polite, here.greens: Like a REALLY serious game of ping pong
Salt Rubber Liner?
[MeFi] cheesoning: this is making me sad. I can't get on the fucking christian server and play and it's all my favorite people playing.
[MeFi] cheesoning: I had a shit bag of a night, too
[MeFi] cheesoning: fuck
[MeFi] cheesoning: (bet you can't say that)
[MeFi] cheesoning: FUCK FUCK FUCK
[MeFi] cheesoning: heh
[OldF] Niteowl: OHNOES
[OldF] Niteowl: wanna go .. play BC2 or something?
[MeFi] cheesoning: NO
[MeFi] cheesoning: I don't have BC2
[OldF] Niteowl: jerk off each other while watching a documentary about hurricanes?
[MeFi] cheesoning: salt rubber inner.
[OldF] Niteowl: I MEAN NEITHER DO I
[MeFi] cheesoning: I had a shit bag of a night, too
[MeFi] cheesoning: fuck
[MeFi] cheesoning: (bet you can't say that)
[MeFi] cheesoning: FUCK FUCK FUCK
[MeFi] cheesoning: heh
[OldF] Niteowl: OHNOES
[OldF] Niteowl: wanna go .. play BC2 or something?
[MeFi] cheesoning: NO
[MeFi] cheesoning: I don't have BC2
[OldF] Niteowl: jerk off each other while watching a documentary about hurricanes?
[MeFi] cheesoning: salt rubber inner.
[OldF] Niteowl: I MEAN NEITHER DO I
Absurdity Is Always An Answer
itchy
I wish I had a dollar for each time I've read, "I don't have a horse in this race, but ..." over the past week
monitron
itchy: you should slowly start trying to introduce new versions of that phrase
Katya
i don't have a horse in this race, but i do in my bed."
monitron
itchy: "I don't have a chili in this cookoff, but"
monitron
itchy: "I don't have an STD from this hooker, but"
itchy
there you go monitron ... we need to come up with new ways to say it
Katya
I don't have a penis in this vagina, but...
cheesoning
"I don't have a dong in this logo, but"
cheesoning
so close!
liquidindian
I don't have a cock in this arse, however...
liquidindian
Oh, you went the other way.
Big Jim S.
I don't have a body in this freezer...
monitron
I don't have a gerbil in this cardboard tube, although...
Katya
I don't have a rag in this molotov cocktail, but...
monitron
I don't have a concubine in this harem, nevertheless..
itchy
well here's my problem with the whole "I don't have a horse in this race" thing ... you see, they DO have a horse and they WANT that fucking horse to win BADLY ... but they don't want to look foolish should the horse lose
Katya
I dont have a racist in this lynch mob, but on the other hand...
cheesoning
I don't have a WHAT? in this HOO HA!, but...
itchy
maybe just change it ever so slightly to screw with people ... "See, I don't have a house in this race ..."
I wish I had a dollar for each time I've read, "I don't have a horse in this race, but ..." over the past week
monitron
itchy: you should slowly start trying to introduce new versions of that phrase
Katya
i don't have a horse in this race, but i do in my bed."
monitron
itchy: "I don't have a chili in this cookoff, but"
monitron
itchy: "I don't have an STD from this hooker, but"
itchy
there you go monitron ... we need to come up with new ways to say it
Katya
I don't have a penis in this vagina, but...
cheesoning
"I don't have a dong in this logo, but"
cheesoning
so close!
liquidindian
I don't have a cock in this arse, however...
liquidindian
Oh, you went the other way.
Big Jim S.
I don't have a body in this freezer...
monitron
I don't have a gerbil in this cardboard tube, although...
Katya
I don't have a rag in this molotov cocktail, but...
monitron
I don't have a concubine in this harem, nevertheless..
itchy
well here's my problem with the whole "I don't have a horse in this race" thing ... you see, they DO have a horse and they WANT that fucking horse to win BADLY ... but they don't want to look foolish should the horse lose
Katya
I dont have a racist in this lynch mob, but on the other hand...
cheesoning
I don't have a WHAT? in this HOO HA!, but...
itchy
maybe just change it ever so slightly to screw with people ... "See, I don't have a house in this race ..."
Only Way To Improve, I Suppose
Niteowl ive been in games where i'm pissed we lost, and it's like, 200 points
Niteowl and teams wherei lost by 800, and it's all good. i think yer right, it's down to chattiness. and taint jokes.sorry, GOOD chatty
itchy not neurotic chatty?Niteowl not verbal vomitus rammed in the ear with the bludgeoning end of a anti-social asstard
liquidindian Getting feedback, are you?
Niteowl yes, they are touchingly specific
Niteowl and teams wherei lost by 800, and it's all good. i think yer right, it's down to chattiness. and taint jokes.sorry, GOOD chatty
itchy not neurotic chatty?Niteowl not verbal vomitus rammed in the ear with the bludgeoning end of a anti-social asstard
liquidindian Getting feedback, are you?
Niteowl yes, they are touchingly specific
Not The Movie.
Niteowl yeah, wtf CD
your team was faar better, i was surprised we kept it that close
sorry
i mean THEIR team was far better
last biggest gap i've experience was a 300-400 pt loss, which wasn't bad, or didnt' feel bad, at all
maybe it was all the ballsack jokes
c. d. chatty teams make it so much more fun
itchy ^ for all games
Cyrano Yeah, there ain't much worse than a quiet, losing L4D team.Niteowl chatty teams make me care so much less about the score
Cyrano In the online gaming sense.
Blood diamonds are obviously worse.
your team was faar better, i was surprised we kept it that close
sorry
i mean THEIR team was far better
last biggest gap i've experience was a 300-400 pt loss, which wasn't bad, or didnt' feel bad, at all
maybe it was all the ballsack jokes
c. d. chatty teams make it so much more fun
itchy ^ for all games
Cyrano Yeah, there ain't much worse than a quiet, losing L4D team.Niteowl chatty teams make me care so much less about the score
Cyrano In the online gaming sense.
Blood diamonds are obviously worse.
Gravity
Niteowl
"I don't need to be reminded that failure with an English degree is no preordained."
Niteowl
come again?
Big Jim S.
nnnnggghhhh keep talking about the dead hookers and I will
YES YES I WENT RIGHT THERE WITHOUT ANY HESITATIONNiteowl
well, hopefully with SOME hesitation
or chafing resultsralph
man, gemmy sticks to twitter and this place just sinks into the muck
"I don't need to be reminded that failure with an English degree is no preordained."
Niteowl
come again?
Big Jim S.
nnnnggghhhh keep talking about the dead hookers and I will
YES YES I WENT RIGHT THERE WITHOUT ANY HESITATIONNiteowl
well, hopefully with SOME hesitation
or chafing resultsralph
man, gemmy sticks to twitter and this place just sinks into the muck
Character Sketches
ralph
cyr and I were both brit lit majors, I think
Niteowl
so, that'd make you, cyr, and Dok all lit majors
Niteowl er, bit of a mixed bag, there.
Niteowl two cops and a doc
ralph
actually, it;s spydokcop, my dream job when I was nine.
the year before: firepilot.
Niteowl
it's like a failed Bochco pilot
i dont' think anyone mistakes you for a spy, ralph. it's Sergeant who still has some English accent quirks, even though he's never been to England, and a little bit too free with the nightstick; squirrelly and squidgy undercover cop who has frankly almost copped it twice ; alternatingly debonair and flustered doctor
cyr and I were both brit lit majors, I think
Niteowl
so, that'd make you, cyr, and Dok all lit majors
Niteowl er, bit of a mixed bag, there.
Niteowl two cops and a doc
ralph
actually, it;s spydokcop, my dream job when I was nine.
the year before: firepilot.
Niteowl
it's like a failed Bochco pilot
i dont' think anyone mistakes you for a spy, ralph. it's Sergeant who still has some English accent quirks, even though he's never been to England, and a little bit too free with the nightstick; squirrelly and squidgy undercover cop who has frankly almost copped it twice ; alternatingly debonair and flustered doctor
Cyrano's Degrees
Cyrano
I have a history degree and my background has a swimsuit model on it.
Niteowl
do you really?
i always wondered
Automotive Repair and Ascerbic Asides Honours
Biting Quips & Native American Studies Double Major
Molecular Genetics, Minor In Dead Hooker One Liners
I have a history degree and my background has a swimsuit model on it.
Niteowl
do you really?
i always wondered
Automotive Repair and Ascerbic Asides Honours
Biting Quips & Native American Studies Double Major
Molecular Genetics, Minor In Dead Hooker One Liners
Uh, I Think You Meant Irregardless.
ralph ralphette just sent me this pic--from an ad or something
Icon_jpg_small 324Xapic51287339239268…324xapic5128733923926867310
I think it's sarcasm.
my new desktop background, regardless.
Niteowl
wow, you look good in long hair man
Icon_jpg_small 324Xapic51287339239268…324xapic5128733923926867310
I think it's sarcasm.
my new desktop background, regardless.
Niteowl
wow, you look good in long hair man
Nobody Laughs In German
ralph
leaden, Germanic, morbid, sadistic joviality.
Unless we do it. Then it's edgy.Katya
has left the room
ralph
und stay out.
leaden, Germanic, morbid, sadistic joviality.
Unless we do it. Then it's edgy.Katya
has left the room
ralph
und stay out.
Typical, Complex, Er, Kinda Dark There
frohman
I need ideas for my Porkton plot
Katya
uncircumcised penis
Big Jim S.
ten-story phallus?
Dignan Giant boner?
cheesoning
dongs
Big Jim S. with lava flowing from the end
Katya
working ferris wheel or carousel
Dignan
Particle accelerator?
liquidindian
An uncircumcised penis that you 'cut' with some TNT.
Katya strider from half life 2
star jones
GXG
an ewok
Gemmy prison
I need ideas for my Porkton plot
Katya
uncircumcised penis
Big Jim S.
ten-story phallus?
Dignan Giant boner?
cheesoning
dongs
Big Jim S. with lava flowing from the end
Katya
working ferris wheel or carousel
Dignan
Particle accelerator?
liquidindian
An uncircumcised penis that you 'cut' with some TNT.
Katya strider from half life 2
star jones
GXG
an ewok
Gemmy prison
Ah, Youth
GXG
I want to be someone's boss so that I can barge over to them holding a model TIE Fighter and scream "do you know how to fly this thing?" and then throw it across their desk
followed by not being someone's boss for my heinous abuse of power
twig
i would work in that office
I want to be someone's boss so that I can barge over to them holding a model TIE Fighter and scream "do you know how to fly this thing?" and then throw it across their desk
followed by not being someone's boss for my heinous abuse of power
twig
i would work in that office
Ennui
Niteowl
in other news! neat!
http://www.ratherdepressing.com
CPA 1.
good work!
twig twug none of those books have words on the binding.
Niteowl
it's a poetical thing twig, you wouldn't understand
spruce
it's lie-brary
Gemmy
FAKE BOOKS BURN THEM!!!
twig twug
why does that disturb me so much.
spruce
because you found that book without a title on the binding in your father's library, when you were a boy. You took it down from the shelf and opened it, only to discover that _______________
twig twug
it was really a giraffe!
spruce-libs are my favorite
Niteowl
because they represent the faceless march of literature, of big L, the important canon, the ever growing mass of influence that pushes its way into the public psyche, private lives; also of the small l, the throw away, garbage fiction, the leave it on the train and never finish it fiction, the pot boilers, the 'thrillers', the pop-culture in written form with its lack of insight and instruction. Perhaps because it illustrates the insidious need to show off intellectual prowess by the display of books, and, even worse, the APPEARANCE of books. Or maybe you have a phobia of libraries.
cheesoning
...it had fallen on your foot minutes earlier.
GXG "it was one of those stupid Choose Your Own Adventure books where ever other choice left you crippled/dead/in a living hell of your own devising and it put you off reading so now you're an illiterate blowhard and now you've just gotten elected! Congratulations!"
cheesoning
...you're a cockroach.
...you're actually in a small cafe, but it seems clean and well-lighted.
cheesoning
...you've just killed some Russian woman, and it seems like you'll never be able to shed the memory of it.
twig twug
he found himself, transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.
ralph
you're borne back ceaselessly into the past.
ralph
reader, you married him!
cheesoning
...your stepdad is a douche and is probably trying to kill you.
ralph
you were a ghost all along.
Niteowl
the gun wasn't where you left it.
ralph
hush.
your motive for killing the arab was ennui.
in other news! neat!
http://www.ratherdepressing.com
CPA 1.
good work!
twig twug none of those books have words on the binding.
Niteowl
it's a poetical thing twig, you wouldn't understand
spruce
it's lie-brary
Gemmy
FAKE BOOKS BURN THEM!!!
twig twug
why does that disturb me so much.
spruce
because you found that book without a title on the binding in your father's library, when you were a boy. You took it down from the shelf and opened it, only to discover that _______________
twig twug
it was really a giraffe!
spruce-libs are my favorite
Niteowl
because they represent the faceless march of literature, of big L, the important canon, the ever growing mass of influence that pushes its way into the public psyche, private lives; also of the small l, the throw away, garbage fiction, the leave it on the train and never finish it fiction, the pot boilers, the 'thrillers', the pop-culture in written form with its lack of insight and instruction. Perhaps because it illustrates the insidious need to show off intellectual prowess by the display of books, and, even worse, the APPEARANCE of books. Or maybe you have a phobia of libraries.
cheesoning
...it had fallen on your foot minutes earlier.
GXG "it was one of those stupid Choose Your Own Adventure books where ever other choice left you crippled/dead/in a living hell of your own devising and it put you off reading so now you're an illiterate blowhard and now you've just gotten elected! Congratulations!"
cheesoning
...you're a cockroach.
...you're actually in a small cafe, but it seems clean and well-lighted.
cheesoning
...you've just killed some Russian woman, and it seems like you'll never be able to shed the memory of it.
twig twug
he found himself, transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.
ralph
you're borne back ceaselessly into the past.
ralph
reader, you married him!
cheesoning
...your stepdad is a douche and is probably trying to kill you.
ralph
you were a ghost all along.
Niteowl
the gun wasn't where you left it.
ralph
hush.
your motive for killing the arab was ennui.
There You Go, Talking Like You've Never Heard of a Ford Nova
GXG just poking around about it
looks like you have to show up to vote, but with secret ballots they can't prove that you actually voted
one phrase I saw was "compulsory turnout"
spruce http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_el…
$20 fine if you don't vote
of course you're not exactly getting people more informed as voters, just because you're making them vote
liquidindian No, but it's a start.
liquidindian I don't drive, so I know nothing about cars. But if I had to start driving tomorrow or else, I might do a bit of research on which one the brake is.
looks like you have to show up to vote, but with secret ballots they can't prove that you actually voted
one phrase I saw was "compulsory turnout"
spruce http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_el…
$20 fine if you don't vote
of course you're not exactly getting people more informed as voters, just because you're making them vote
liquidindian No, but it's a start.
liquidindian I don't drive, so I know nothing about cars. But if I had to start driving tomorrow or else, I might do a bit of research on which one the brake is.
Occam's Switchblade
iquidindian Read a theory on twitter.
Apparently the Tea Party is doing well because you don't have a word as effective as 'bollocks' to shout when people spout, well, bollocks.
liquidindian "Balls" doesn't cut it.
spruce That's a charitable theory
spruce My theory is that the American voting public is made up of fickle, suggestible and easily frightened meatheads.
Apparently the Tea Party is doing well because you don't have a word as effective as 'bollocks' to shout when people spout, well, bollocks.
liquidindian "Balls" doesn't cut it.
spruce That's a charitable theory
spruce My theory is that the American voting public is made up of fickle, suggestible and easily frightened meatheads.
It's More Of A Sweatshirt. And A Hat. And A Mug.
ralph: what happened to me?
[MeFi] CPA-ONE : what happened to me?
[MeFi] falconred : ?
ralph: it was a mid-air grenade launcherralph: surprised me mid-pounce
[MeFi] falconred : so I'm awesome is what you're saying?
ralph: you didn't see my t-shirt?
[MeFi] CPA-ONE : #1 grandpa?
[MeFi] CPA-ONE : what happened to me?
[MeFi] falconred : ?
ralph: it was a mid-air grenade launcherralph: surprised me mid-pounce
[MeFi] falconred : so I'm awesome is what you're saying?
ralph: you didn't see my t-shirt?
[MeFi] CPA-ONE : #1 grandpa?
The NYC Treat!
bigjimslade: if I ever got involved over there, I know I would end up raging against most of the people there, and I have enough rage in my life
bigjimslade: I'm a big buttery round ball of rage
bigjimslade: I'm a big buttery round ball of rage
Unless You Live In Bedrock
ralph: btw, if you live on a block that has a gravel wholesaler, you might not be in the part of town where the embassies are
It Is, But Only If You Read It Ironically
betaray: I'll tough it out here in the wilds of IRC
Katya: thanks
Katya: we can weep together
betaray: spam erotic ascii art to cheer each other up
Katya: (_|_)
Katya: o o o o (_|_)
Katya: that erotic enough for you?
betaray: 8====>
Katya: nice
betaray: that's pretty hot
Katya: we can put those together and really make something happen
Katya: thats all i know
Katya: butts, poop coming out of butts and penises
Katya: where else can you go
liquidindian: We are reduced to a rump.
liquidindian: Which is also a butt.
Katya: see it all works out
Niteowl: man, high brow as fuck in here
Katya: thanks
Katya: we can weep together
betaray: spam erotic ascii art to cheer each other up
Katya: (_|_)
Katya: o o o o (_|_)
Katya: that erotic enough for you?
betaray: 8====>
Katya: nice
betaray: that's pretty hot
Katya: we can put those together and really make something happen
Katya: thats all i know
Katya: butts, poop coming out of butts and penises
Katya: where else can you go
liquidindian: We are reduced to a rump.
liquidindian: Which is also a butt.
Katya: see it all works out
Niteowl: man, high brow as fuck in here
It Helps If You Wipe That Look Of Horror/Arousal Off Your Face, First
Cyrano
I think I did a half-dozen sunscreen applications.
I looked like a bukakke victim.
I think I did a half-dozen sunscreen applications.
I looked like a bukakke victim.
Industries
spruce
there seem to be a bunch of industries missing from that list
ralph
sure
gold monocle manufacturing
twig
Circus
ralph
top hat monogramming
shambok manufacture
Cyrano
that doesn't sound like a survey. that sounds like someone is trying to get you to do their homework.
ralph
(a shambok is a crooked stick used to whack the wogs when you give them a shufti and they're misbehaving)
spruce
what industry do "proletariat-boot heel matching services" fall under?
ralph
dating
Cyrano
"banking"
there seem to be a bunch of industries missing from that list
ralph
sure
gold monocle manufacturing
twig
Circus
ralph
top hat monogramming
shambok manufacture
Cyrano
that doesn't sound like a survey. that sounds like someone is trying to get you to do their homework.
ralph
(a shambok is a crooked stick used to whack the wogs when you give them a shufti and they're misbehaving)
spruce
what industry do "proletariat-boot heel matching services" fall under?
ralph
dating
Cyrano
"banking"
Listed As The Number 1 Instigator Of Latent Furry Passions
Cyrano
Is that Minnie or a crossdressing Micky?
I need a shame boundry, here.
spruce
I can only hope it's Minnie
but I first thought Mickey
for some reason
Cyrano
I blame Bugs Bunny.
Is that Minnie or a crossdressing Micky?
I need a shame boundry, here.
spruce
I can only hope it's Minnie
but I first thought Mickey
for some reason
Cyrano
I blame Bugs Bunny.
Norman Goddamn Rockwell
Big Jim S.
have you made the mistake yet of forgetting to cover him when you have the diaper off, cheese?
I did that once, my wife woke me up to change him, forgot to do that and his pee arced gracefully across the table, across the nightstand, and directly onto my wife's face
I told her it was karmashe told me to shut the fuck up
it was such a tender moment
have you made the mistake yet of forgetting to cover him when you have the diaper off, cheese?
I did that once, my wife woke me up to change him, forgot to do that and his pee arced gracefully across the table, across the nightstand, and directly onto my wife's face
I told her it was karmashe told me to shut the fuck up
it was such a tender moment
Show Don't Tell
Cyrano
stay classy, cell phone on speaker in the crapper guy!
spruce
nice
did you do some theatrical grunting in the stall next to him?
Cyrano
I did try to finish taking a whiz as quick as possible to get a nice flush in before he finished.
stay classy, cell phone on speaker in the crapper guy!
spruce
nice
did you do some theatrical grunting in the stall next to him?
Cyrano
I did try to finish taking a whiz as quick as possible to get a nice flush in before he finished.
Don't Feed The Neurotic
Dignan Why is this thing so sparsely populated today?
spruce still a bit early
liquidindian Also everyone hates you.
spruce still a bit early
liquidindian Also everyone hates you.
Never Did Get That Tourism Texas! Job.
frognuts Walking under 101 is so awesome.
spruce 101?frognuts US-101. Our major highway freeway.
spruce what's the appeal of walking under it?
frognuts The trail goes right underneath.
The darkness. The hum and roar of the cars above. The cute girls that work at Google who jog by.
and it's nicer than walking across it.
spruce that stinky, opaque garbage bag green water?flanked by sub-mediocre restaurants
waddled on by tubby, slack-jawed tourists
c. d. spruce obv likes it too.
spruce 101?frognuts US-101. Our major highway freeway.
spruce what's the appeal of walking under it?
frognuts The trail goes right underneath.
The darkness. The hum and roar of the cars above. The cute girls that work at Google who jog by.
and it's nicer than walking across it.
spruce that stinky, opaque garbage bag green water?flanked by sub-mediocre restaurants
waddled on by tubby, slack-jawed tourists
c. d. spruce obv likes it too.
Denouement
iquidindian Man walks into a bar with Necrotising Fascitis.
Barman asks: "What's eating you?"
frohman what does the man say
liquidindian Nothing.
frohman oh
Barman asks: "What's eating you?"
frohman what does the man say
liquidindian Nothing.
frohman oh
Bad Company 2 : Failed Recruitment
spruce: ralph, you ever getting bc2?
ralph: I have it, but singleplayer runs slowlyralph: so I haven't played through
stressmib: yeah I had to turn off all sorts of stuff
Gemmy: I haven't touched single player yetGemmy: just mp
spruce: it's a lot less instructive than you think
ralph: otherwise, I'm just gonna be a dogtag distribution vector for you fine people
ralph: can I play an arab?
Katya: nope just russian
stressmib: you can be an american arab or a russian arab, sure
Niteowl: you can't NOT play arab
Niteowl: oh, in game
Gemmy: eh, that's OK, meta, you can play and knife me, and I'll knife you, and then we will both knife everyone.see, comeplay
ralph: gemmy, I heard music when I read thatNiteowl: yeah, i'll be yer personal medic, reviving you from death every 5 seconds
Niteowl: kidding, 6
ralph: I have it, but singleplayer runs slowlyralph: so I haven't played through
stressmib: yeah I had to turn off all sorts of stuff
Gemmy: I haven't touched single player yetGemmy: just mp
spruce: it's a lot less instructive than you think
ralph: otherwise, I'm just gonna be a dogtag distribution vector for you fine people
ralph: can I play an arab?
Katya: nope just russian
stressmib: you can be an american arab or a russian arab, sure
Niteowl: you can't NOT play arab
Niteowl: oh, in game
Gemmy: eh, that's OK, meta, you can play and knife me, and I'll knife you, and then we will both knife everyone.see, comeplay
ralph: gemmy, I heard music when I read thatNiteowl: yeah, i'll be yer personal medic, reviving you from death every 5 seconds
Niteowl: kidding, 6
Yes, Yes There Is
liquidindian
He's one of the judges on America's Got Talent.
itchy you think we're just a dumping ground for your trash? that's what australia is for
liquidindian
Ironically, he's the star of his own one-man life, Piers Got Fuck-All Talent.
Gemmy
has entered the room
liquidindian
Oh, it's Gemmy.
liquidindian
Now I feel bad about my potty mouth.
Gemmy Don't feel bad, liquid. Don't be such a pussy.
Gemmy
oh crap, there is a transcript....
He's one of the judges on America's Got Talent.
itchy you think we're just a dumping ground for your trash? that's what australia is for
liquidindian
Ironically, he's the star of his own one-man life, Piers Got Fuck-All Talent.
Gemmy
has entered the room
liquidindian
Oh, it's Gemmy.
liquidindian
Now I feel bad about my potty mouth.
Gemmy Don't feel bad, liquid. Don't be such a pussy.
Gemmy
oh crap, there is a transcript....
Conan The Blacksmith
spruce
yeah, we went to a schmancy place that serves game
had rattlesnake cakes and venisonitchy
sounds ... yummy?
"we ate endangered turtle meat"cheesoning
nice, so you went all Conan on her. Here be the beasts and I forged this metal for your finger.
yeah, we went to a schmancy place that serves game
had rattlesnake cakes and venisonitchy
sounds ... yummy?
"we ate endangered turtle meat"cheesoning
nice, so you went all Conan on her. Here be the beasts and I forged this metal for your finger.
Little To The Imagination
itchy
so spruce ... how'd it go with the wife?
cheesoning
whoa whoa
context please
itchy
i need details
spruce well the harness fit and the struts bore her weigh but I didn't bring enough fluid and tubing
so spruce ... how'd it go with the wife?
cheesoning
whoa whoa
context please
itchy
i need details
spruce well the harness fit and the struts bore her weigh but I didn't bring enough fluid and tubing
I've Never Seen A Zombie Operate A Firearm
frohman I'm tired of hearing how Han shot first
technically, Han shot only.
Greedo never shot in the original
he was just murdered
GXG corpses generally do not open fire
technically, Han shot only.
Greedo never shot in the original
he was just murdered
GXG corpses generally do not open fire
Life, Art, Imitation, Etc.
Big Jim S.
so I'm reducing my stress levels and trying to get get the more difficult achievements in Tilt To Live
itchy
now how is that game less stressful?
i can't get far at all in that game
Big Jim S.
I just dig it
itchy
yep, we all have our thing
for you it's tilt to live, for cyrano it's hookers, blow and a predug hole in a corn field
ooh, game idea
so I'm reducing my stress levels and trying to get get the more difficult achievements in Tilt To Live
itchy
now how is that game less stressful?
i can't get far at all in that game
Big Jim S.
I just dig it
itchy
yep, we all have our thing
for you it's tilt to live, for cyrano it's hookers, blow and a predug hole in a corn field
ooh, game idea
Most Adults Say "Beer"
i've made the adult, executive decision that I like mayo and thus am fine with a few extra lbs.
Planned Obsolescence
cheesoning
thing that bothers me most about the Wire season I'm in - all the burners just tossed to the ground. Lots of littering on that show.
Niteowl
yes, cheese, it's the littering of commodity electronics that most disturbed me in a TV show about urban decay, the plight of those imprisoned in an endless quagmire of suffering, violence, poverty, and addiction, and about the inevitable hopeless of living a life worth any meaning under the oppression of the de facto and de jure powers that be.
thing that bothers me most about the Wire season I'm in - all the burners just tossed to the ground. Lots of littering on that show.
Niteowl
yes, cheese, it's the littering of commodity electronics that most disturbed me in a TV show about urban decay, the plight of those imprisoned in an endless quagmire of suffering, violence, poverty, and addiction, and about the inevitable hopeless of living a life worth any meaning under the oppression of the de facto and de jure powers that be.
Ralph And Animal Cruelty Go Together Like WASPs And Entitlement
cheesoning you're catching it from all sides.
abandonment, rudeness
Gemmy earache that won't go away :(
cheesoning man.
ralph five of us trying to make you laugh out loud...
Gemmy which is great!!!
twig just don't think about sad rhinos
ralph now I'm laughing.
I Dunno, They Both Have Syndicated Network Shows...
Niteowl: i can take rain, precipitiation, drizzle, wet, and showersNiteowl: heat, not so much
ralph: you're like Moist from Dr Horrible
Niteowl: without the charm, yea
ralph: you're like Moist from Dr Horrible
Niteowl: without the charm, yea
Will Get Petter Ratings Than The Crystal Cathedral
spruce
what the hell? http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/…
apparently we're supposed to feel bad for Stephen Baldwin
Cyrano
you always haven't?
spruce
how could I pity one so much greater than myself?
itchy
w.t.f.
Did Job have a large jet?or is that stephen baldwin's jet that i'm listening to in the background?
(that is one truly bizarre campaign)
wasn't there a clip of SB riding in the back of a pickup truck in the parking lot of some concert trying to preach to teens, and no one would give him the time of day
spruce
what's a realistic best-case scenario resulting from that campaign?
like maybe he gets some public speaking gigs at some churches or stars in some crappy Christian movies alongside Kirk Cameron
cheesoning
that's the move
this just in - people mock God!
spruce
I mean, if anything, this will make him even more toxic to mainstream Hollywood
cheesoningI think the goal is for him to eventually face off with restored muslims or buddhists in the octagon - no holds
what the hell? http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/…
apparently we're supposed to feel bad for Stephen Baldwin
Cyrano
you always haven't?
spruce
how could I pity one so much greater than myself?
itchy
w.t.f.
Did Job have a large jet?or is that stephen baldwin's jet that i'm listening to in the background?
(that is one truly bizarre campaign)
wasn't there a clip of SB riding in the back of a pickup truck in the parking lot of some concert trying to preach to teens, and no one would give him the time of day
spruce
what's a realistic best-case scenario resulting from that campaign?
like maybe he gets some public speaking gigs at some churches or stars in some crappy Christian movies alongside Kirk Cameron
cheesoning
that's the move
this just in - people mock God!
spruce
I mean, if anything, this will make him even more toxic to mainstream Hollywood
cheesoningI think the goal is for him to eventually face off with restored muslims or buddhists in the octagon - no holds
Outside The Level Thinking
stresstwig
in any case, I know batman was a great game, but once poison ivy starts doing her thing, man does it turn into a slog fest
betaray
I have to spend all my time hating on the batman game, otherwise I can't get hard for the circle jerk
Niteowl
batman is an excellent game
stresstwig
don't get me wrong, I loved it.
but the first half was fantastic, and the second half was mostly mediocre rehash of the first half.
I thought it was gonna be a really cool rehash of the first half.
like when you have to do the first stealth room but without gargoyles?
but then that was the only room where that happened
and it was back to "remember this room? well now it has plants that are CRAAAAZY!"
"All hope is lost! there definitely isn't a different vent you have to climb through hey where are you going don't do that"
in any case, I know batman was a great game, but once poison ivy starts doing her thing, man does it turn into a slog fest
betaray
I have to spend all my time hating on the batman game, otherwise I can't get hard for the circle jerk
Niteowl
batman is an excellent game
stresstwig
don't get me wrong, I loved it.
but the first half was fantastic, and the second half was mostly mediocre rehash of the first half.
I thought it was gonna be a really cool rehash of the first half.
like when you have to do the first stealth room but without gargoyles?
but then that was the only room where that happened
and it was back to "remember this room? well now it has plants that are CRAAAAZY!"
"All hope is lost! there definitely isn't a different vent you have to climb through hey where are you going don't do that"
Truth In Advertising
Niteowl OH DAMN SUCKER PUNCH! http://geektyrant.com/news/2010/11/3/first…
CPA 1. what is that, niteowl?
it looks intriguing, but potentially really dumb
Niteowl some CGI nerd sploogtacular, cpa
CPA 1. GIRLS FIGHTING IN SMALL CLOTHES!
CPA 1. what is that, niteowl?
it looks intriguing, but potentially really dumb
Niteowl some CGI nerd sploogtacular, cpa
CPA 1. GIRLS FIGHTING IN SMALL CLOTHES!
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