Faux R.
when my sister got it (95? i think) the doc made her stay so that every round of attending could come look at her
Faux R.
she was the only case they had had all year
Cyrano
I got it on a vacation to Egypt.
c. d.
among other things
Big Jim S.
chlamydia is NOT chicken pox, you know
Faux R.
*slow clap*
Cyrano
I was eleven.
Cyrano
And a total whore.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Focus On PETA
Cyrano
support Focus on the Family = I don't eat your chicken.
Cyrano
I will get my inhumanely farmed dead bird flesh elsewhere, thank you.
support Focus on the Family = I don't eat your chicken.
Cyrano
I will get my inhumanely farmed dead bird flesh elsewhere, thank you.
Weird Fanfic
h d.
and then four gateways. and getting annoyed that i can't select more than 24 units at a time. so all these damn
zealots would get left behind idling.
h d.
"HO HUM. MY LIFE FOR PANCAKES. HMN. I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO OPEN THIS BAG OF DORIT-- THANK GOD FOR
MY PSI BLADES"
and then four gateways. and getting annoyed that i can't select more than 24 units at a time. so all these damn
zealots would get left behind idling.
h d.
"HO HUM. MY LIFE FOR PANCAKES. HMN. I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO OPEN THIS BAG OF DORIT--
MY PSI BLADES"
New Lease On Life.
spruce
how does coming back from living life to talk of video games and petty community drama feel, ralph? Invigorating, I
bet
how does coming back from living life to talk of video games and petty community drama feel, ralph? Invigorating, I
bet
Pace The Reading
Gemmy
It was pretty tame, or I wouldn't have shared, but it just cracked me up so bad
Gemmy
I looked for his email address...
Gemmy
nothing much came up, though, and I kinda felt bad for the guy
spruce
Bob Dole likes smashed banana. Bob Dole.
Gemmy
he would be soooo embarrassed I think to know that some total random stranger got his email
spruce
he seems to like humiliation, so maybe he accidentally turned himself on.
spruce
Oh god, I sent it to the wrong address! OH GOD!
It was pretty tame, or I wouldn't have shared, but it just cracked me up so bad
Gemmy
I looked for his email address...
Gemmy
nothing much came up, though, and I kinda felt bad for the guy
spruce
Bob Dole likes smashed banana. Bob Dole.
Gemmy
he would be soooo embarrassed I think to know that some total random stranger got his email
spruce
he seems to like humiliation, so maybe he accidentally turned himself on.
spruce
Oh god, I sent it to the wrong address! OH GOD!
Can't Use That Term In Airports
ralph
Here's my buddy mike when we were both hanging in a crevasse waiting to be " saved" in rescue class
ralph
the pic of me includes terror pee
Here's my buddy mike when we were both hanging in a crevasse waiting to be " saved" in rescue class
ralph
the pic of me includes terror pee
Common Parlance
Faux R.
(next on 101 words d and d ruined forever, "abhorrent")
spruce
"pudding"
Katya
gelatinous
spruce
thaco
(next on 101 words d and d ruined forever, "abhorrent")
spruce
"pudding"
Katya
gelatinous
spruce
thaco
Unasked Questions
spruce
how did you hold up, physically?
ralph
I lagged a little. I was the heaviest
ralph
and oldest
ralph
instructors were 40 and 24
ralph
8 students 23-41
ralph
my tent group: 23 year old tri-athelete, 31 year old ex-SEAL, 25 year old physical therapist and college soccer player
Cyrano
and what was this class called?
Katya
how was the sex?
how did you hold up, physically?
ralph
I lagged a little. I was the heaviest
ralph
and oldest
ralph
instructors were 40 and 24
ralph
8 students 23-41
ralph
my tent group: 23 year old tri-athelete, 31 year old ex-SEAL, 25 year old physical therapist and college soccer player
Cyrano
and what was this class called?
Katya
how was the sex?
How Would You Know That?
ralph
I kept up, because I had gone to colorado to get used to the altitude
ralph
everyone smelled like a goat with dysentary
I kept up, because I had gone to colorado to get used to the altitude
ralph
everyone smelled like a goat with dysentary
Preference
ralph
"if you find a smooth stone, that's good too."
spruce
awesome
ralph
I think they were just trying to get us to say "No, I prefer snow"
"if you find a smooth stone, that's good too."
spruce
awesome
ralph
I think they were just trying to get us to say "No, I prefer snow"
Closed
ralph
49 miles. three weeks. no showers. 30k feet of walking uphill.
ralph
I could tell my tentmates apart by smell
ralph
also, guess what you use for toilet paper on a glacier?
Katya
your partner's hand?
ralph
nope.
ralph
snow.
ralph
fucking snow.
Faux R.
it'll close your sphincter
49 miles. three weeks. no showers. 30k feet of walking uphill.
ralph
I could tell my tentmates apart by smell
ralph
also, guess what you use for toilet paper on a glacier?
Katya
your partner's hand?
ralph
nope.
ralph
snow.
ralph
fucking snow.
Faux R.
it'll close your sphincter
Be Careful What You Wish For
spruce
I think what I read is that Europeans ask about your hobbies first, and Americans your job
spruce
and anyhow, how many people have the jobs they really want to begin with
Cyrano
There was a time when I wanted the job I have.
Cyrano
This was, of course, before I had it.
I think what I read is that Europeans ask about your hobbies first, and Americans your job
spruce
and anyhow, how many people have the jobs they really want to begin with
Cyrano
There was a time when I wanted the job I have.
Cyrano
This was, of course, before I had it.
Packing
ralph
hi
Katya
welcome home!
ralph
thanks
ralph
still kinda sleepy
ralph
narcoleptic*
spruce
I once knew a fellar name o' ralph. Went into the mountains years past, and never came back.
ralph
I now have spruce beard
Katya
how did gf come back with you? on your arm or in your stomach?
Katya
OR NOT AT ALL
hi
Katya
welcome home!
ralph
thanks
ralph
still kinda sleepy
ralph
narcoleptic*
spruce
I once knew a fellar name o' ralph. Went into the mountains years past, and never came back.
ralph
I now have spruce beard
Katya
how did gf come back with you? on your arm or in your stomach?
Katya
OR NOT AT ALL
Ember
Cyrano
Man, I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
Cyrano
Or at least for the 8-9 hours per day of it I have to be working.
spruce
Eat a different pie every day until you die?
Faux R.
good to know that ember takes a while to die
Man, I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
Cyrano
Or at least for the 8-9 hours per day of it I have to be working.
spruce
Eat a different pie every day until you die?
Faux R.
good to know that ember takes a while to die
Friday, August 6, 2010
Fertilizerly Social
lil' twiggz
aight, I'm gonna go do something physically social
like pee on some bushes
laterz
aight, I'm gonna go do something physically social
like pee on some bushes
laterz
Floor WAX. WAX. Not Cleaner.
Cyrano
loves. second life?
greens
is second life considered a game?
thought it was more of a virual social-networky thing
Gemmy
It's a life simulator, not a game
spruce
It is
c. d.
well, it's a masturbation aid, AND a floor cleaner!
loves. second life?
greens
is second life considered a game?
thought it was more of a virual social-networky thing
Gemmy
It's a life simulator, not a game
spruce
It is
c. d.
well, it's a masturbation aid, AND a floor cleaner!
His First LAN Party Was His Last
Cyrano
I've played SC before. I mean, I get it. But talk of build orders and having to do stuff the right way kills my fun
boner.
I've played SC before. I mean, I get it. But talk of build orders and having to do stuff the right way kills my fun
boner.
That Shit Is Zen, Maan.
greens
Cool. Then maybe the single player is for me then. I was getting a grunty, selfish vibe from the posts -- I see the social tendencies to hoard stuff and struggle with the mine/me vs. the collective might be a fun-breaker with the multiplayer - unless the whole goal was to make diamond penises everywhere, then I can see it. Otherwise maybe it's too much FUCK U, MAN. MY COAL. Too much like real life...I have enough trouble liking people as is than to argue with them in a game about torch ownership.
itchy
maybe you should take a break from it before you start
Cool. Then maybe the single player is for me then. I was getting a grunty, selfish vibe from the posts -- I see the social tendencies to hoard stuff and struggle with the mine/me vs. the collective might be a fun-breaker with the multiplayer - unless the whole goal was to make diamond penises everywhere, then I can see it. Otherwise maybe it's too much FUCK U, MAN. MY COAL. Too much like real life...I have enough trouble liking people as is than to argue with them in a game about torch ownership.
itchy
maybe you should take a break from it before you start
Sure, Awesome.
Cyrano
it's a scene from the movie Getting Lucky. USA Up All Night used to show it all the time.
80's high school sex comedy
Guy shrinks himself and ends up in a girl's panties.
Pubes elegantly portrayed by black rope.
It's totally as awesome as it sounds.
it's a scene from the movie Getting Lucky. USA Up All Night used to show it all the time.
80's high school sex comedy
Guy shrinks himself and ends up in a girl's panties.
Pubes elegantly portrayed by black rope.
It's totally as awesome as it sounds.
Like There's A Diff
GXG
panda express is an amazing place - have you been somewhere else where they've managed to fuck up broccoli so badly?
I mean, it's broccoli
frohman
I don't go there for broccoli
frohman
I go there for candy-coated chicken
Cyrano
and the employees of dubious immigration status.
panda express is an amazing place - have you been somewhere else where they've managed to fuck up broccoli so badly?
I mean, it's broccoli
frohman
I don't go there for broccoli
frohman
I go there for candy-coated chicken
Cyrano
and the employees of dubious immigration status.
The Only Thing That Changes About Our Toys Is The Price
liquidindian
Game arrived at the office today, amazon delivery.
I have spent this afternoon punching out the bits.
Game arrived at the office today, amazon delivery.
I have spent this afternoon punching out the bits.
That's Just Frivolous Frivolous, Though
Cyrano
I'm all ready to buy something to fill the empty void in my soul but I can't decided if I should go functional or
frivolous.
itchy
both?
gold-plated kindle?
I'm all ready to buy something to fill the empty void in my soul but I can't decided if I should go functional or
frivolous.
itchy
both?
gold-plated kindle?
Most Tools In The Universe Do That Too
Katya
in nyc i thought about picking up some crystal skull vodka because they had it at the liquor store i went to
but passed it up
re dan akyroyd
Cyrano
I just want dump the bottle and use it for something else, but then I realize every tool in the universe is doing
that
so I just buy cheap gin.
in nyc i thought about picking up some crystal skull vodka because they had it at the liquor store i went to
but passed it up
re dan akyroyd
Cyrano
I just want dump the bottle and use it for something else, but then I realize every tool in the universe is doing
that
so I just buy cheap gin.
One Word : Laminate
Cyrano
my carpet rather frequently gets to the point I refer to as "the carpet crunchies"
my carpet rather frequently gets to the point I refer to as "the carpet crunchies"
But They're SOOO Mysterious. And The Eyeliner!
Katya
the young adult area which was right near me was all vampire this and vampire that
eveyrthing is a god damned vampire
im gonna write Sweet Valley Vampire High and make a kajillion dollars
and The Vampire Babysitters Club
gotta get them early
liquidindian
I'm going with The Vampire with The Dragon Tattoo.
& Demons.
Katya
The Cat in the Hat and a Vampire
liquidindian
The Vampire with the Dungeons & Dragons Tattoo.
Richard Scarry's What Do Vampire's Do At Night?
the young adult area which was right near me was all vampire this and vampire that
eveyrthing is a god damned vampire
im gonna write Sweet Valley Vampire High and make a kajillion dollars
and The Vampire Babysitters Club
gotta get them early
liquidindian
I'm going with The Vampire with The Dragon Tattoo.
& Demons.
Katya
The Cat in the Hat and a Vampire
liquidindian
The Vampire with the Dungeons & Dragons Tattoo.
Richard Scarry's What Do Vampire's Do At Night?
There's No Somehow About It
spruce
my girlfriend and my open relationship grandpa
I'm not sure what that means, but it seems sordid somehow
my girlfriend and my open relationship grandpa
I'm not sure what that means, but it seems sordid somehow
No One Ever Taunted A Cat And Came Out On Top
Cyrano
I never thought I would say this, but $400 seems like a lot for a robot.
Even one that would taunt my cats.
I never thought I would say this, but $400 seems like a lot for a robot.
Even one that would taunt my cats.
Answer the Lady.
itchy
yoyoyo
dude from high school, haven't seen in years, but is a contact on facebook sends Sky Dantinne invited you to the
event
"Make Money Online"...
thanks for spamming me with your pyramid scheme pal
Katya
whats the matter too much of a pussy to MAKE MONEY?!
yoyoyo
dude from high school, haven't seen in years, but is a contact on facebook sends Sky Dantinne invited you to the
event
"Make Money Online"...
thanks for spamming me with your pyramid scheme pal
Katya
whats the matter too much of a pussy to MAKE MONEY?!
They Sell Themselves, Really
Big Jim S.
that's one advantage to living in New England, Amway has never really taken hold up here
liquidindian
What's amway?
Cyrano
a cult that sells cleaning products.
that's one advantage to living in New England, Amway has never really taken hold up here
liquidindian
What's amway?
Cyrano
a cult that sells cleaning products.
Home is Where The Heart Is
Cyrano
Meeker, Colorado.
It's barely a place.
I hear Dick Cheney liked the area.
Lots of places for fly fishing.
spruce
probably lots of places to drown kittens too, without attracting attention. I'm sure he appreciates that
Cyrano
it's the little things that make a vacation work.
friends
family
the terrified howls of helpless shelter animals...
spruce
it's enough to make ones robotic heart buzz with pleasure
Meeker, Colorado.
It's barely a place.
I hear Dick Cheney liked the area.
Lots of places for fly fishing.
spruce
probably lots of places to drown kittens too, without attracting attention. I'm sure he appreciates that
Cyrano
it's the little things that make a vacation work.
friends
family
the terrified howls of helpless shelter animals...
spruce
it's enough to make ones robotic heart buzz with pleasure
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