Cover

Katya
writing a cover letter must be the worst thing in the world
spruce
yeah, it curdles the soul
To Whom it May Concern,
Please eat this bullshit I am sending you
Dignan
Ha! Canadian! ODOURS! HA!
spruce
I'm too classy for this joint!
come on, niteowl, we're out of here
c. d.
don't do it nite, he just wants a decoy
spruce
I like to think I've got a pretty neutral accent, though a co-worker just now mocked me for 'aboot'
spruce
you better believe I called HR and reported her right away
Niteowl
well done
let's have our pre-flight bacon and beer and get oot of here
spruce
let's make like poutine and cause massive intestinal trauma