Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Political Analogies

I hate this whole anti-Obama narrative.
America: "I took viagra like you said, but I've only had excellent sex a few times rather than 24/7, so I've decided to castrate myself."
"It's okay, though, because removing the penis from my body will allow private sector penises to flourish."
"I've also decided to sew up my anus because it's generating a lot of waste."
"There's no real analogy in that last bit, I guess. Sorry."

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