Niteowl: wait, ralph, so if your gf is making brownies, no on else can?
Niteowl: does that mean i'll have to sit around, being awkward, trying to get eye contact with someone so i can splutter about in the closest facsimile to conversation I can muster?
Niteowl: that's just cruel
bigjimslade: I'll bring my wife then
bigjimslade: she's even more socially intimidating than I am
bigjimslade: you'll love her