monitron: what... I'm calling to dispute a DC parking ticket and I got the mayor
chrisd: they check which building the call is coming from... you rate pretty highly, i guess
monitron: i'm calling from home though!
cheesoning: oh! Then you're on a list.
cheesoning: I wouldn't worry about it.
cheesoning: keep talking about ice cream sandwiches.
cheesoning: DO NOT mention bomb pops.
Niteowl: same with c4 sandwiches
cheesoning: too chewy, anyhow.
monitron: what about Choco-Terror or Exploderone?
cheesoning: also shy away from the ice cream hamaswich