monitron: I get emails like this from the Secret Service: "16:33-Per USSS, there is a manhole on fire on K St near 17th and Connecticut NW, traffic is at a standstill."
cheesoning: monitron - are you currently on your way to K and 17th, then?
monitron: no, who am i, the Batman?
cheesoning: that's exactly what the Batman would say.
chrisd: "brb manhole on fire"
chrisd: robin: "snicker"