liquidindian: "Just found out my 19 year old cousin has spent £1,500 on a new HD widescreen TV for himself and £40 on a cot for his soon to be born child."
itchy: a cot?
greens: Well, he is 19.
greens: with a kid...
itchy: and a very expensive tv
itchy: i suppose he could fashion a crib out of the tv box and styrofoam
greens: how does he afford that at 19?
itchy: money he didn't spend on condoms
itchy: over the years
greens: so he did have a plan