Cyrano: i just avoid all meaningful human interaction IRL so no one gives a shit what i say online.
Cyrano: works well.
Cyrano: COCKNUGGET! COCKNUGGET! COCKNUGGET!
Cyrano: see? no one cares.
Cyrano: just like when I die.
itchy: man, don't go all dark on us
itchy: besides, you won't be alone ... you'll have a bunch of cute snugly worms vying for your affection
itchy: if you do die, however, i promise to come to your funeral in a dress
Cyrano: yes. worms. later....