Friday, January 22, 2010

Not For Moisturizing

[OldF] Niteowl: what was your last game obsession? tf2?
[MeFi] chundo: well that and l4d
[MeFi] chundo: then i took like, a month off
[OldF] Niteowl: what'd ya do?
[MeFi] chundo: and life was sunshines and butterflies and chocalates
[MeFi] chundo: now i do things like, read, and have sex!
[MeFi] chundo: sometimes even with my wife!
[MeFi] chundo: TMI, huh
[MeFi] chundo: did i mention i've been drinking?
[MeFi] chundo: phew, due to your silence i was in the process of constructing a long apology about how that was really a veiled reference to masturbation and no i don't cheat on my wife and i'm still a good person and and and...
[OldF] Niteowl: oh please, we're both married
[OldF] Niteowl: when we say sex, we both know what that means
[OldF] Niteowl: thank god costco sells vaseline

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