Saturday, October 24, 2009

Tips, From Absurd To Obscene

Niteowl: OMFG I HAVE A REAL MEETING TO GO TO IN 20 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
Niteowl: WHAT DO I DO?
Niteowl: wear the Rooster Hat
stresstwig: you....go to the meeting?
Niteowl: i mean. the rooster hat i allegedly have
cheesoning: can you get your hands on some coffee or Red Bull right now?
JDHarper: How about spelunky? You can bring a laptop and play spelunky the whole time
Niteowl: no, i don't think i can
stresstwig: just go naked
stresstwig: then you can play spelunky
betaray: naked spelunky is bliss
Niteowl: TMI TMI TMI
cheesoning: you still here?
stresstwig: it takes time for him to strip
stresstwig: first he has to cover himself in pigs blood
cheesoning: wtf.
cheesoning: pigs are unclean.
cheesoning: looks like someone needs a re-indoctrination.
chrisd: it's so that nobody can see the OTHER peoples blood he's about to release
stresstwig: once you're already covered in blood, the mindless slaughtering rates lower on the shock scale
stresstwig: "Like i've never seen that before"
cheesoning: also, "Foiling up, coach!"

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