Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Castle To House To Gazebo To Porn, Naturally.

JDHarper: Castle is like house but in a police station
cheesoning: yes. I'm not a house fan, either.
liquidindian: We need more eponymous characters named after domiciles.
liquidindian: We could have a fireman called Cottage.
ralph: a bum called Box
JDHarper: Park Ranger Wigwam
cheesoning: yeah, or a lawyer show with Shanty McHovel
cheesoning: (He's not a very good lawyer)
JDHarper: He's a pirate lawyer
liquidindian: How about a lawyer that only takes pro bono cases called John Soupkitchen.
Katya: A grizzled old police detective named Shack
cheesoning: An underwater welder named sharkcage
Katya: And the adorable immigrant fruit salesman, Gazebo
Katya: OH GAZEBO
cheesoning: *cues the laugh track
Katya: that would be on tshirts across the nation
liquidindian: The show could be called It's Gazebo!
Katya: Look out guys, here comes Gazebo!
cheesoning: Man, did I get the squirts from that melon. OH GAZEBO!
Katya: Sigh, once again, I get passed up for a promotion due to affirmative action. Damn that Gazebo!
liquidindian: He has a very strict and strait-laced boss called Ed Shed.
liquidindian: Actually, Ed Shed would be the person who gets Gazebo into his unlikely capers.
bigjimslade: the conjoined twin neighbors, Bob and Bill Slitlevel
cheesoning: hot
bigjimslade: Splitlevel, that should be
cheesoning: oh.
bigjimslade: the typo is more for the TV Characters Named After Porn Camera Angles

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