[Frohman] The princess leaned over, her fun bags plopping out of her metal bikini. Salacious Crumb removed his trousers. "AHH HA AHAHAHAHAH" he said.
[Frohman] The princess removed her bikini bottom, exposing her untrimmed hooch. "Wow," Han said. "Talk about a walking carpet."
[Frohman] "It looks like a womprat is sitting in her lap," Luke agreed.
[Frohman] "BEEP BOOP MEEP MOOP MOOP BOP" Artoo added
[Frohman] "Keeyoto, keeyoto" that one dude who only ever says 'keeyoto" said
[Frohman] oh wait, that was her in disguise, huh. crap. the whole plot just fell apart.
[Frohman] much to all your dismay, I'm sure
[C] there can be two of her, that's fine.
[K] that's hotter even
[K] it's the force!
[Frohman] George Lucas enters the room. "Wait, before you can all start the orgy, I need to explain the origins of your attractions to each other with three drawn out prequels involving trade franchises!" They all club him to death with their penises.
[Frohman] TEH ENDZ0R
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