Monday, March 30, 2009

Omeagle

Stranger: hey.
You: HI THERE!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm going to be SUPER enthusiastic in this CHAT!
Stranger: and WHO are you?
You: I"M GREAT!
You: FANTASTIC!
You: you?
Stranger: WOOHOO MUDKIIIIP>ZZZ
Stranger: show my PR0000N of mudkipZZ
Stranger: im
Stranger: fine
You: TELL ME more about this mudkips?! soudns like a shark with an eating disorder!
Stranger: oh man
You: ohly shit! pr0n of a mudkipz!?
Stranger: OF mudkipz
Stranger: its plural
Stranger: !!=!=!!!
You: that's like, boobies on a shark refusing to eat a well fed slow moving swimmer!
Stranger: enthusiastic fantastic
You: there should be dashes in there somewhere
You: sorry
You: DASHES!
You: !! != !!!
You: ?
Stranger: http://demiotakuism.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mudkip.png
You: that's obvious
You: OMFG IT BROK MY COMPUATAER
Stranger: !!!/!//!//!!!DASH!!
You: i GOTS VIRUS! it's KILLING MY DOODS!
Stranger: BOOBS?
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You: pr0n is b00bs, isn't it?!
You: tha tis, pr0n without b00bs isn't really pr0n at all, is it?
You: it's like Red Dawn without Commies
You: Robocop without baby food
Stranger: did you see my friend?
You: like Die Hard without Mr. Falcon!
Stranger: mike turbanisdirty?
You: why is your turban dirty?
You: you should be washing it, like a good sikh
Stranger: who are you?
You: i'm super ENTHUSIASTIC, i todl you
Stranger: who
You: and you, apparently, are into anorexic shark porn
Stranger: no
You: I AIN"T JUDGING though man
Stranger: mudk1pz
You: explain!
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: (it better be about sharks)
Stranger: nonononono
Stranger: ok
Stranger: erm
Stranger: lil question
Stranger: how do sharks have sex?
You: SEXILY
Stranger: no
You: or else, how do you have p0rn about it
Stranger: imean
You: SIMPELMAN! like JESUS ON A UNICORN!
Stranger:
Stranger: just space
Stranger:
Stranger: is that webspace now?
Stranger:
Stranger: and
Stranger: how can jesus walk on water?

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