Omeagle : Oh, well played.

You: HI!

Stranger: heyy

You: i like that extra 'y'

You: makes me think of the Fonz

Stranger: :p

You: also, y chromosome, which reminds me of Die Hard

Stranger: Oh.

You: or sickle cell anemia

Stranger: uhh. k

You: what would you liike to talk about?

You: hopefully not some opaque internet meme that i have to look up

Stranger: No.

You: then find myself embarassingly at some Vampire slashfic site (again)

Stranger: im not one of those 4chan people

You: they are the starter of all memes. good or bad.

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: asl

You: can't recall the last good one, come to think of it

You: thirtyish! M!

You: crap.. what does L mean again?

You: location

Stranger: I HEARD U LEIK MUDKIPZ?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?1

You: CANADA

Stranger: MUDKIPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You: hahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahah

You: FUCKING RAAD

Stranger: tbn

You: this is awesome!

Stranger: TBN

You: WHTA"T TBN!?!

You: is it HOT!?

Stranger: TBN!!!1

Stranger: TORONTO BISEXUAL NETWORK

You: LIKE TOBASCO ON MY WIENER!

You: ALSO!

You: ENGORGED SCROTUM!?

Stranger: NO

You: fuck

You: really?

Stranger: ARNOLD SCHWARENEGGER

You: sadface

Stranger: LEEK