Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Toothpick, gel, sunglasses, CHECK!

-thinks cocktail waitresses really like his unending advances
-has been to 37 sexual harassment seminars. Hates them 'cuz all the chicks are fugly, man'.
-has never eaten a spaghetti that he's approved of, ever since his 1week visit to Italy in highschool.
-sends back beer regularly.

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